#DarthDarthBinks

A remade version of my old Star Wars blog because I am back on my bullshit. I am always ready to yell about the Stars and the Wars. Forever and always a space gangster appreciation station.

[vulpesarctica]

So a while back I came across this completely lovely art of Padmé in a suit by @jekadoodles and I was 10000% here for it!!!!!!! I decided to do my own in tribute. This is based on a Fausto Sarli suit I found on Pinterest that I thought would suit her.

Can this be a thing? Padmé-in-a-suit challenge? Yes?

[crayolasaurus]

i love that when poe says “that droid has a map that leads straight to luke skywalker” finn says “oh you gotta be kidding me”, implying he knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that when finn mentions luke to rey she says “luke skywalker??? i thought he was a myth” implying she knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that luke skywalker is a legend, a myth, a celebrity. do you think he has fans

[neenarchive]

I like to think that not only is he famous but that because he’s so elusive he’s actually reached cryptid status in the star wars universe. people host parties when a new blurry photograph comes out, get into debates over whether he really exists or not, skywalker-sighting hotspots are full of tourists and conspiracy theorists wearing shirts with a lightsaber on that say ‘I want to believe’ in block capitals.

[kaytooessoverit-deactivated2021]

[kelssiel]

there’s a popular show where three guys run around the deserted places on various planets that have reported “Skywalker sightings”

it’s mostly just them interviewing crazy yokels who claim they saw Luke Skywalker eating leaves somewhere then going out in the dark and scaring themselves shitless claiming they hear lightsaber noises

Leia hasn’t missed an episode since it began airing

[novakspector]

You’re telling me a character who is so paranoid he keeps a secret knife hidden up his sleeve when he’s on his best behavior, isn’t going to wear a blast vest under his uniform when he’s a spy? Pure nonsense.

[twink-hux]

Hux backstory from the TROS jr. Novelization T_T

[pianopadawan]

How is it that the jr novelization is so much better than the adult novelization and the movie?

[silly-jellyghoty]

Because kids would call you on bullshit without mercy and also because kids love asking "why" so just saying Hux is mean doesn't make it for them, they need to be said that he's mean because he has no friends and his dad beats him which in turn makes him beat and be mean to others, something kids understand. And honestly, it makes more sense than the movie script because SOMEONE though about asking WHY THE FUCK are things like this or that before publishing it. And it also gives older people in fandom another reason to be pissed about epix because yeah, go on killing survivors of lifelong abuse without giving them a chance to develop and change i guess

[alexiela]

The proper attire.

[serinphae]

[dontlookatmeeeeee]

they’re the biggest dummies in the galaxy and i love them

(this blog will no longer be spoiler free…!!)

[therestofyourstory]

Rey said she saw a vision of her and Kylo on the Throne of the Sith. Throne, singular. Was she sitting on his lap?? Was HE sitting on HER lap?? I need ANSWERS

[therestofyourstory]

THE UPDATED WIKI ENTRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I want to be free of this pain 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

GOD. It was really that legendary, against all odds, across the stars kind of love. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bonkai-diaries]

Just as I saw this Reverie by Francois-Joël Thiollier started playing on shuffle

[iabandonedmybois]

ben solo and hux rolling up to the resistance party after defeating palpatine like

[reylo4lifee-deactivated20200110]

If this isn’t a mood forever than I don’t know what it is 🥺😭💔

[lousysharkbutt]

what’s a little dark side between friends

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[01091006]

I plan to go see  trosw tomorrow.😌

[kenobirey]

“Rian Johnson’s “do what you want, just come home before dark” Force Awakens follow-up is not great because it’s a Star Wars film. It reasserts Star Wars as a top-tier franchise by being the best blockbuster movie, give-or-take Mad Max: Fury Road, since The Dark Knight. It’s a visually dazzling movie, one that plays with the narratives of both Empire and Jedi while subverting our expectations. It also is a rebuttal to entertainment consumption based around “solving the mystery” or “Easter Eggs.” With the best (live-action) performance of Mark Hamill’s career, dynamite action sequences and a story that confronts and critiques Star Wars’ pop culture legacy (and its older fans) while affirming its value for today’s kids, The Last Jedi is the best movie ever made in the Star Wars saga.”

— Forbes ranks The Last Jedi as the best Star Wars movie in their rating, Dec 25, 2019

[lornamoose]

I know

[ruletogether]

Rey: I wanted to take your hand, Bens hand

Ben Solo, immediately obliterating Kylo Ren out of existence:

[roguewn]

no one:

me: *deals with the rise of skywalker grief by making memes*