#tyrantofheaven

[anti-morty]

Can i ask heaven morty something? Is he left or right wing?

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[tyrantofheaven]

"it is now a criminal offense to pee at 11am. The consequences of this is capital punishment."

[tyrantofheaven]

You're so fine please strip me down and cover me in mayo

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"what the hell do I even say to this..."

[tyrantofheaven]

Are you a narcissist?

Narcissist isn't the right word. Let's just say I'm self enthusiast.

[tyrantofheaven]

I meannnnn I would disagree, you have more spouses than I have plants

"yeah, and they all meet a certain criteria, because again, I don't just marry anyone."

[tyrantofheaven]

QnA ass, immortal adult, I stopped counting after I turned 1000. Can we sign the marriage papers yet?

"shutup dipshit. I will not just marry anyone!"

[tyrantofheaven]

One pair of wings and they are pretty big, did I pass?

"age?"

[tyrantofheaven]

Marry me asap 🙏🩷

"tell me your wing size and how many you have."