#tzig asks

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FOLLOW YOUR HEART BAE

MY HEART SAYS UR A LIL SHIT, WAS THAT ANON U

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DO I SMELL A NEW FURRY LOVE FOR TZIG?!?! I THINK I DO YOU FURRY FUCK

GET OFF MY DICK, I’M DOING MY BEST TO SUPPRESS

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yo except for chris/jal and also grace/rich and emily/naomi those two had such fun and cute times together and lmfao none of them were the main characters who were supposed to be the cool ones.

that is basically what I mean tbh, all those ~~~~love story of the ages~~~~ main pairings which were pushed as the most amazing romances of all time bore me to fucking tears. Tony and Michelle did have a few sort of almost moments where they were a little cute and having genuine fun together but Effy/Freddie can get straight out of my face. She spends the entire series being mysterious and a raging asshole to everyone but they’re SO IN LOVE gggggghhhhh

Frankie/Matty is a trainwreck and I will have more to say on that when we finish the series but it has been a while since I hated something so much

Petition for an entire series on the less main characters and their romances godDAMN I love c/j g/r and n/e they make me so happy apart from the stuff

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Once you get this, share 5 random facts about yourself. Then, pass it on to your 10 favorite followers.

I cannot remember what I’ve shared about myself before so I’ll do my best to think of different interesting facts

When I was much younger, I was roller skating around my cousin’s backyard and I tripped on a bit of chalk we’d left lying around. I chipped my front left tooth and to fix it, the dentist had to basically round it with some sort of grinder so now it is significantly shorter than my right front tooth but not super noticeable

I have never owned nor have I played a Mario/Zelda game for more than a few minutes at a time and I’m ok with it

I don’t eat pork or bacon. Not for religious reasons or anything, I just hate the taste but ham is fine

I am The Most Excited about Disney’s upcoming Zootopia movie because I am embarrassingly attracted to the concept art of the fox guy

I have 8 different flight rising accounts, shame on me

I honestly am too lazy to send this to people idk, if anyone following me sees this and feels like doing it then go for broke xo

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Teen wolf has always been that one show on tumblr I always see but have never watched, should I watch it? For real? It's not another supernatural thing where it starts off okay albeit awful and then slowly gets less and less okay and more and more awful is it?

Friend, I have seen 3 full seasons of this damn show and I honestly couldn’t really tell you since the whole thing is about as hammy as a pork roast and it depends on whether or not you can look past that.

Like on the one hand, yes it IS a supernatural show that starts off sort of awful but tbh as it goes on it gets pretty dark and there are Real Actual Emotions involved. I quite enjoy it and dear lord do the characters grow on you and their relationships with each other are really interesting (apart from the main romance for a large chunk of the first season, but it gets so much better). The first 2 season are only 12 episodes so I’d recommend maybe watching the first few to see hoe you go and it IS a bit painful sometimes but they really find their stride after a while. Its just generally a fun show or at least it was for me. If that doesn’t really do it for you, you should watch it purely for Stiles, the most sarcastic character you’ll ever see this side of the millennium.

Also - and this is a fact that I personally guarantee you, dear anon - everyone is hot. Main characters? Cookin over a hot grill. Misc side characters? Sizzling like steak. Main characters’ parents? Don’t even get me started on Papa Argent and Mama McCall. And if you aint into all that, in addition to being hot they’re pretty damn complex.

If you can actually stamp out the urge to roll your eyes at some of the tropes that come up then I’d recommend you give it a try! tbh if you wanted more info, stilinskicharms is much more well versed on Teen Wolf than me and if you wanted any additional info I’d recommend dropping him a quick ask. Hope I helped a bit and that you’re having a good day friend! Take care of yourself!

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do them all for cayde under a readmore. I will do the same for tay and demand the other two do the same.

This took for fucking ever but I think I understand my bby a bit better now.

I go on and on about my OC headcanons for my Blood Elf Paladin on World of Warcraft, they’re interesting I promise

Fave colour: Green without a doubt, like a really nice emerald green

Where they work: She a Paladin for the Blood Elves but in IRL she would be in the army somewhere

Fave food: Mild curry and peach pie

Paper or Plastic: This does not apply to World of Warcraft but plastic I guess

Age: this is one thing I never thought about, shit. 22/23 thereabouts

Supernatural Powers: The general Pally bizniz

Relationship Status: Its complicated (With Kyle’s OC huehuehue)

Strengths: She is very disciplined and quite physically strong, unerringly loyal once you’ve earned her trust, she can deceive enemies and make them underestimate her for her small size, she is so good at gear maintenance too like freakishly good even before it was part of her pally training and her companions sometimes leave their stuff to her in camp since she wants to help outside of battle but isn’t great at domestic stuff like cooking and setting up tents (on her own she would just lay out a bedroll and eat rations from the last town she stopped in), making dirty jokes, playing the harmonica

Weaknesses: DRINKING OH MY GOD SHE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HOLD HER LIQUOR, letting people past her emotional walls, learning to fight as a cohesive unit, puppet shows

Fave outfit: Her nice comfy heavy armour

Spirit animal: Its so cliché but defs a bear, strong and protective

Sexually active: I have not discussed it with Keltoi’s owner in detail but I like to think they are tentatively going in that direction bit by bit

Earliest memory: Crawling underneath her father’s shield when she was about 3 and trying to lift it

Mobile phone: If IRL, she thinks shes the only one on Earth with an iPhone and sometimes she gets annoyingly smug about it, whipping it out like “hey, let me take a photo of us with my iPhone 5S™ from Apple!!”

What angers them: Not being able to handle everything on her own but she is slowly learning to fight with other people instead of riding solo, being teased about her low alcohol tolerance, her and Keltoi enduring teasing about their relationship then she turns around to find that he stealthed away and left her, her companions being harmed in any way/putting themselves in danger needlessly

Fave season: She is a winter girl, she likes the cooler months since her class requires a lot of hot and sweaty physical activity and its nice to not do that in blazing hot sun. Also she likes the colour of DEEP RED BLOOD ON PURE WHITE SNOW but she isn’t a super bloodthirsty person

How long can they hold their breath: A bit above average length, she’s v fit so she has excellent lungs

What kind of underwear: Practicality above all else! Standard underwear but she does have a set of nice lacy things at the VERY BOTTOM OF HER PACK that she bought on a whim and is too nervous to wear for Kel just yet

Plaid or Polka dots: MORE DOTS, MORE DOTS

Fave pizza: Meatlovers, gotta get dat protein bru

Best frand: Momohana! And by extension, her main demon summon Shezza

Killed anyone: It is World of Warcraft

Biggest Secret: The perfectly heartshaped birthmark on her chest

Scent: Faintly of raspberries with an undercurrent of metal and sweat cause come on, pally

This is the same as 16

Human or animal: She an ELF, SON!

What languages: Her native Blood Elf tongue and the common Horde language (I’m not up on the lore, I think it’s Orcish??). Also a bit of human and demon here and there.

Do they like anime: As a female warrior, she cannot get past the horrible amount of fanservice and skimpy armor although she will happily sit and watch a few nice slice of life ones

Can they swim: Hella, the only way to get clean after a battle while you’re on the road is to jump in a river/lake

Shave the hair down there: Not very often at all. Have you ever been in the middle of a fight in a heavy suit of armour and troubled by itchy regrowth? Literally worse than death and not worth the unbearable discomfort

Believe in fairies: Again, bit of a moot point in WoW. Occasionally she’ll tease Tayler and call her a fairy princess but Tay is scary when she sets her hands on fire

Tertiary education: Fuck uni, started military training right out of highschool. She never wanted to do anything else.

Parents: Alive and well and supportive of whatever makes their daughter happy.

Religion: Nah

Flexibility: Pretty dang flexible, years of stretching in pally practice pays off. She can do some pretty cool stuff with Kel mmmhhmmm

Turn ons: Being in control, being touched absentmindedly like a hand on her shoulder or something idk she just likes the contact, having Kel whisper really sweet things to her she is actually a big softie (Cayde is not very experienced so she is a bit vanilla)

First word: That is between her and her parents

Pets: A large flying insect about the same size as a parakeet. She hasn’t named it yet but by god she loves it

Biggest enemy: Before the twist in our little RP story, the scourge as a whole

Craziest thing: Once she got drunk in Orgrimmar (off of 2 glasses of weak mead, cayde you are a TRAGEDY) and hotwired a lvl 85 undead’s Mechano-hog. Painted it neon yellow with bright pink dicks and drove it into one of Durotar’s canyons. Left the undead an apology note along with a shakily drawn smiley face and 1 copper to put towards the repairs. Stumbled onto a zeppelin and passed out then found herself in Northrend at level 12. Is still uneasy around Orgrimmar.

Life motto: If you can’t beat ‘em, train. Anything will die if you stab it enough times.

Coffee or tea: Likes both but prefers coffee for that extra energy hit in battle

Personal hero: My other Blood Elf pally Nitchy. Cayde goes super fangirl but in a really constrained way because she refuses to ever let out anything that might be likened to a squeal

Eye colour: They all have green glowy

Do they like reading: She enjoys it but a little bit at a time. A giant library would hold no joy for her, she can’t sit down and read for more than a few hours at a time cause she gets too antsy.

Are they loyal: Screams from the rooftop DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT

Do they tolerate violence: She instigates it by nature. Never more at home than she is on the battlefield

Social class: Relatively low

Birth country: Going IRL again and saying Mexico to mixed parents. She would be part Hispanic with lightly tanned skin and blonde hair.

Do they cry easily: She tough as nails and the only time I’ve imagined her crying is after an unfathomable betrayal

Musical genre: She likes a bit of everything but favours symphonic metal and acoustic covers of everything on the planet. Has a guilty pleasure for a few 70’s and 80’s mainstream rock songs and 20’s jazz.

 Opinion on insects: Coos over them like a mother and newborn child. She loves the gross fucking abominations.

Sexual orientation: Very bisexual, like split in equal parts though she got bit BAD by the love bug in regards to Keltoi

Do they smoke: Hell naw, she has to take care of her body. Can’t afford to get out of breath in a fight

Gender: Cis girl

Fashion sense: Apart from the armour, she likes comfortable slacks and loose fitting shirts that are NOT lowcut. Basically she would dress like a pirate in a civilian setting but she almost never spends time that she isn’t bathing or with Keltoi out of her armour. (One time she and Momo and Tay (who was not there entirely by choice) went on a shopping trip and the other two somehow convinced Cayde to try on a dress. She came out of the changeroom angrily blushing when they whistled and cat called as a joke so to shut them up, she took it off and walked out into the street to continue the shopping trip in her underwear (she actually kind of liked the dress (Momo and Tayler knew, and bought it to slip into her bag at camp)))

Are they adventurous: Both outside and inside the game, yeah. She is very curious about the world and is always looking for new challenges to overcome and better herself.

Introverted or extroverted: Definitely introverted

First thing someone would notice: “Sweet baby Jesus, you’re small! How to you manage to deal with all that heavy equipment?!”

Do they enjoy nature: Her and nature are chill with each other but not super tight biffs

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the thing u tagged as photography, with the lady in the bath, is actually art. if u look close enough u can see the brush strokes !!!!

oh my god you’re right! I had to go back and take another Very Close Look cause I couldn’t believe anybody could be so talented. Thats so cool holy shit, thankyou friend for letting me know so I can tag appropriately!

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NO WAIT. ITS ONCELER X ONCELER ISNT IT. YOU SECRETLY HATE ONECEST DONT YOU. ADMIT IT.

OH YES, THAT THING THAT I SPENT THE BETTER HALF OF A YEAR BLOGGING ABOUT IS SOMETHING I HATE OH BOO HOO WOE IS ME