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[nightblink]

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your new stand looks… rock solid /fingerguns

I present this to you all without commentary.

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Ximthali

who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:Thalia, I lowkey would too

who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):Thalia maybe???

who changes the kid(s) diapers:Both

who makes the bottles:Ximena

who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:Thalia(can u sing tho?? I know I can’t sing to save my life)

who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):Thalia would be such a softie

who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:Ximena

who always takes the kid(s) side:Thalia. Ximena drags them both.

who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:Ximena bc Thalia can’t cook at all

who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:not thalia, her taste in theme patterns shows she can’t match clothes at all.

who takes the kid(s) to school:Ximena

who goes to parent teacher conferences:Thalia

who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):Probably Thalia????

who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:Ximena(again,Thalia’s choices are😷)

who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:both

PARENT AU! SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL ANSWER WHAT THEY WOULD DO AS PARENTS

[tabarithiana]

PI: ♆ Happy Birthday, you enraging beast.

MP: thanks waterbrain <3

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