Mar 27, 2020
The Great Yokai Alliance In A Nutshell
Army Member: *bursts down the door* GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, WE’RE THE ARMY! BAM BAM! *they shoot Iwanabozu and Yagyo-San* GET OUT OF HERE! BAM BAM BAM! *they shoot a Gangikozo, a Hyosube and a Ubaga-Bi, as Ohaguro-Bettari and Ippon-Datara run off* Army Member: ALRIGHT, WE’RE CLEAR ON THE LEFT, WHOOP! CLEAR ON THE RIGHT, GRENADE, WOOOH! Kitaro, as the Army Member walks towards them, with Nurarihyon standing right by them: W-wait! I’m not one of them! I’m human--! *the army member shoots him, as Kitaro turns into a spirit* Army Member: Yeah, prove it asshole, we’re the army.