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▌❘ ― @ubiytsazima​ da bae

             INTRODUCTIONS weren’t his strong suit. Middles &&              endings weren’t either. Running. RUNNING was his forte.               He could make a STUPENDOUS breakfast croissant,              though.

      In which, he awkwardly slid a plate in front of Bucky, a steaming       mug of joe to wash it down. 

         ❛ you, uh. see game? on TV? ❜ Whichever game. That he DIDN’T             watch.

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[2:48:52 PM] victarion gayjoy: au where ryan isn't pyrokinetic he's actually just a failed magician and he keeps trying to create fire from his sleeves and just sprays people in the face with lighter fluid then just awkwardly pauses before going 'ok but where did the lighter fluid come from???' because he's actually gob bluth [2:51:39 PM] Grandma Jordy ♔❜: IM FU CK ING H EL P. he's just that annoying magician that keeps failing at all his tricks and people just shake their head and all his friends get annoyed bc he is always like accidentally hurting them or spaying them with shit and he's just like nO W AI T I GO T IT THIS TI ME [2:52:09 PM] victarion gayjoy: oh my go d

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stares straight @ maddy iT WAS YOU.