#uendo.

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"Wow."

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"I mean... That's one way to make a comeback."

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Chai & Chamomile

Chai: Favorite color combination?

"Isn't it obvious?"

Chamomile: How would you describe your laugh?

"It would depend on who's actually laughing, I suppose - and if we're hiding. Patches laughs all the time. Have you heard him? He sounds like a broken record or a parrot."

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"America's really odd at times, I have to admit."

"Now who's going to invite me over for dinner?!"

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Vanilla matches spearmint

Vanilla: How long does it usually take you to fall asleep?

"A long time, usually. The time's cut it I listen to something while I lie down, like television."

Matcha: Iced tea or hot tea?

Slurp. "Warm."

Spearmint: What’s an interesting fact about you?

"...I'm actually a robot."

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"I thought one was supposed to always read the terms and conditions?"

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🎐 || @naayika​

Uendo waves a fan at Connie; he's sat on the boardwalk on a few pillows, with a small box in front of him that's had a few coins tossed in. The second he's got her attention, the show begins. With just a slight tilt of the head, he changes characters, each one with a unique voice.

"Come on, leave her alone," a sharp-tongued woman says.

"Why??" Someone giggles. "Maybe she wants to see me perform!"

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"Well, why don't we go ahead and get started, then?"

"Hee hee! I'm so excited! Maybe we'll even get to perform for some crowds again?"

"Patches, don't get your hopes up. And keep it down, as well! Let's not look like complete fools this time."