To prevent the spread of the strange plague and deterioration of those already afflicted, the 'Tonberries' were sealed in the Wanderer's Palace by a number of powerful wards. The maintenance of these wards fell to scholars who were inexplicably unaffected by the Green Death. Ufufu Ufu, a student of the renowned scholar Surito Carito, was the last known scholar to hold this position before the Sixth Umbral Calamity destroyed the area.
Extract from the detailed field notes of Alka Zolka, Nymian Marine, marauder, and historian.
Okay, so we’re on our third installment of this fight and Toei has run out of ideas on how to pad this out, so here’s what they’ve come up with: Goku and Beerus are hitting each other so hard that they’re producing magic shockwaves that ripple throughout the entire cosmos. If they keep this up, their battle will destroy the entire universe.
Even panicky civilians can feel the effects, so the media tries to call Mr. Satan to find out what’s going on. He hastily makes up some story about how he’s infiltrated a bad guy facility and they’re making destructive weapons or something. This is probably meant to set up Episode 15, but I would have preferred it if Toei had spent a little more time setting up Episode 12, the one they were in the middle of working on.
While he’s on the phone, Bulma’s airship nearly crashes on his head, until Whis saves them all. He shows them a view of the Goku/Beerus fight, and explains how grave the danger is to their universe.
Then both guys power up and big glowy dragons form out of their energy. Beerus gets a purple one, and Goku gets a red one. Then the dragons just vanish back in their own auras, so I’m pretty sure it was just a silly effect designed to pad out the show.
Then they just go back to hitting each other. And the Elder Kai estimates that the universe can only take two more of these kind of impacts. But on the second blow, nothing happens, and apparently Goku figured out some way to cancel out whatever the hell the Elder Kai was worried about.
This is really dumb, because we’re not even 10% of the way into this series, and this isn’t even Goku’s final form. Presumably, Goku puts up an even harder fight against Golden Frieza, since he has to use Super Saiyan Blue to beat him. And then he fights Copy Vegeta at the same level, and in the movies he and Vegeta both fight Broly using Super Saiyan Blue. None of those battles produced universe-ending shockwaves. Are we to assume that every character who made it to this level just figured out how to avoid this problem?
But then Beerus and Goku up the ante with a beam struggle, and I guess that just makes even more universe-destroying shockwaves?
The Elder Kai gives Kibitoshin his favorite dirty magazine as a token of his esteem before the universe ends. You know what? I normally don’t indulge this sort of shit in these liveblogs, but this was actually a pleasant diversion from the rest of this shitty episode. I’m gonna let the Elder Kai have this one.
Mm-hmm. That’s some nice anime lady, there. Ufufu indeed.
Meanwhile, I guess the universe is still ending? I hate this so much.
She finds you with a book in a half-sleep, sun tired but content to laze on the terrace. The daybed dents as she curls around you like a cat.
“Eaten yet, love?” Hyejin greets you with a kiss atop your head. She sounds tired enough to sleep right on you. Traveling was exhausting.
“No I waited for you.” The book falls shut on it’s own. You feel like you can breathe. Her flowery scent supersedes the fresh ocean breeze from the beach.
Having her wrapped around you soothes some deep-seated unease you had not been able to quell despite the surroundings. Hyejin notices the relaxed way you sink into the mattress under her weight. All she needed to do was be near for the tension to leave you.
“I’m so glad you’re here,” you say. Hyejin agrees with a soft hum. Vacationing was hard enough to do, and to take such an extended leave was another thing entirely. Escaping to this resort finally felt like a proper vacation.
“I want to make sure we’ve settled in fine,” Hyejin taps out a mindless beat on the back of your hand. The lack of nails was one mental check. “Been using my patches all month, so no worries there.”
You nod, no worries indeed. The villa had it’s own laundry. Your request for extra linen had already been seen to. Though Hyejin insisted that hotels were used to accommodating for heats, you insisted on doing it yourself. Why would I make someone else do something we always did?
“I don’t feel anything now. Just tired.” You maneuver a bit to see her over your shoulder. “But I haven’t seen you so..”
“Let’s wait until it’s properly started. Better to rest for now.” Hyejin says. You frown. It had been worth a shot. You turn away with a calculated sigh, but Hyejin knows all your tricks and doesn’t fall for it. She runs her fingers down your arm in comfort.
Just the right amount of pressure to make your eyes finally close. Hyejin keeps it up, “Will you want a bath right away?”
“Think not, I like it when you wash my hair.” Curse the book, the bed, and her touch. You wanted to spend dinner together not be exhausted before anything’s even begun. Hyejin asks a few more questions that you hope you gave the right answers to because you know you weren’t going to remember any of it when you woke up.
There’s two things you can’t have during this. Space and sleep. Hyejin’s glued to your back, with a few seeking pats she wakes with a quick raise of her head.
Mouth full of cotton you can’t talk, conveying your need with a jerky pull at her clothes. Hyejin sighs, stopping you with a firm grip on your wrist. “I’m up, I’m up.”
As if to prove her point, she kneels. One foot on the terrace. “Not looking good, love.”
You’re slower, held back by those unsettling thoughts to roll over and wait for her push you into the mattress. Hyejin’s speaking now only to give you time to wake up. The back of her hand runs across your forehead, “Now what can I do about that?
With an upturn of your face she smiles, meeting you with a slow kiss. Your hands smooth over soft thighs then up under her skirt. Hyejin sucks her teeth, pulling back with a soft no.
Your hands drop to your lap immediately, Hyejin likewise kneeling before you. “Right now I just want to love you.”
She teases along your thighs, unhurried by your quiet urges to go faster and unbothered by the small tug in her hair. The throb at your core only increases each time she glances at you. Hyejin always wanted you to know that you were wanted.
“Let me love you like I always do.” Hyejin pulls you to the edge so quickly you fall backwards on your elbows.
“I’ve done nothing yet,” her laugh is a warm graze. You don’t need to look to know what she’s talking about. Your hand skims over your thigh, she eyes the bold gesture. Her laughter cuts short.
“At least kiss me then.” Your voice wavers, body too tired to even make the effort of fully sitting up.
You’re likely pouting, her lips jut out of habit when she mimics you. Maybe it’s impatience, maybe it’s the lick of heat that’s growing into an aching smolder. It’s bothersome that you always seem to forget the intensity.
Hyejin’s eyes are blown, there’s an uncharacteristic tightness in her jaw. You were both unused to this but you couldn’t be happier she was taking the care to ease you in.
“If you need me to steady you,” her fingers entwine with yours. “I’ll do more than kiss.” She reassures. Gently she caresses you once more with feather soft pecks up your thigh. Your head falls to your chest with a pained exclamation, thighs moving tight around her head.
The wind finally picked up enough to flutter your hair but you hardly feel it with Hyejin making you lose every thought you’ve ever had.
This is a masterpost featuring all of the known callouts of Jasmine/Tsa, ufufu on tumblr and has been known in the past by MANY names. Some of this does go back into very old drama, but as you can see, the most recent one was only a few days ago. Jasmine continues to say she is changing, but she is obviously not since she continues to harrass people.
- http://allegations.tumblr.com/post/183226980343/be-jasmine-ufufu-say-the-slur-gook-even - MOST RECENT. 03/03/19
- https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/0B1nFYKds4d3bNElxMXJwaUVuckU - Very detailed google doc that has been updated with plenty of her misdeeds.
- https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/11n8uI_cB5hSad_xyB0fewTj4Lld7B7RW - Last updated: 10/2/18
- http://gayhex.tumblr.com/post/183231329796/rocma-rocma-rocma-rocma-rocma - Post showing screenshots of racist behavior
- http://archive.is/6tYdv - Last updated: 10/17/17
- https://www.deviantart.com/aurajackal/journal/callout-for-brownahegao-moved-649471714 - Last updated 02/03/17
Note: Jasmine claims the final link on deviantart by “aurajackal” was “resolved”. However, there is evidence that she blackmailed that person into saying Jasmine was not an abuser.
