me 24/7: man i wish i was working on my passport guardian remix rn
me as soon as i sit down to work on it:
seen from China
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Canada

seen from Romania
seen from China

seen from China

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from Romania

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Ukraine
seen from Poland
seen from Bahamas
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seen from Netherlands
me 24/7: man i wish i was working on my passport guardian remix rn
me as soon as i sit down to work on it:
there were all these news articles I wanted to read; I got through three paragraphs of one before I had to say, "that's enough of that," and close the app.
Also fucking I am already impressed by their idea of how these “initiates” learn from their ancestors, they figure out those moves on their own. Not the DNA performing for them and hoping the muscles acquiesce to the memory; no a fucking robo-arm to follow them and help their assassin memories until they can do it themselves.
Me: I’ll just write up a checklist of things I have to do so that I can get myself nice and organised
Me: *starts panicking over the realisation of how much stuff I have to do*
are you kidding me not only does this monitor have a scratch on it but it also has a dead pixel on the right side of the screen....
"You're such a disrespectful child."
Well if you talked to me like I was an actual human being instead of a wild animal, I probably wouldn't talk back to you anymore, mom.