May 29, 2025
there SHOULD be a fic about eddie fighting in a charity match where buck gets to put his mouthguard in for him and watch from the sidelines and get hard about it. Btw this happened to my friend little tiny itty bitty danny
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there SHOULD be a fic about eddie fighting in a charity match where buck gets to put his mouthguard in for him and watch from the sidelines and get hard about it. Btw this happened to my friend little tiny itty bitty danny
was watching Hawaii Five-0 when I thought I saw something in the killer's house.
Must have been the wind...
so sick that the crossover landscape is exclusively focused on wooby crybaby navy seal buck who is steves child for some incomprehensible reason. when in reality the crossover landscape should be buck and eddie being implicated in a crime and stuffed into that little blue-lit dungeon. steve has daddy issues and war trauma and is therefore easily swayed by eddie’s service record and general charm even though they brought him in as a murder suspect and danny is not happy about it. he should be saying things like You know what Steven you are so fucking easy and steve should be like What— what do you mean? What are you talking about? and danny should be like A pretty face that’s all it takes that guy is a suspect in a murder by arson and you’re over here trying to play pattycake with him. You’re hopeless I’m telling you! and steve should be like Look Danny I just don’t like him for this I mean come on the guy’s a decorated war hero. and danny should be like Well so are you and if anything it makes you worse. You fuckin animal. and steve should be like Okay look, I’m thinking it’s his friend. The other guy, Evan. and danny should be like Wh. Hold on now. His friend? What do you think is going on here Steve? It’s 2025! and steve should be like What does that mean? What does that mean, it’s 2025? and danny should be like They answered the door naked idiot! You think they’re friends? They’re not friends! and then later steve watches eddie kiss buck and feels a hurt twinge in his soul. just a little
eddie diaz should be doing everything steve mcgarrett does such as beating people up with his bare hands and being nagged by his crazy male bitch wife while driving. Well wait hold on. i mean he should be doing it more
see and the funny thing is. danny is like slowly and sweetly falling in love with steve in a normal way except for he doesn’t seem to know he’s bisexual, he’s saying you’re gooey and soft that’s why i love you babe :) <3 and buying him a guitar to support his lost passion and willingly going to colombian prison for him. meanwhile repressedtorturedgaysteve has descended into deranged obsession with danny he doesn’t care about anybody the way he cares about danny he wants to kill people he wants to control danny and own him and in his dreams danny saves his dad. what do you do with that
sorry cath brought him tickets to the football game and steve said. Sorry i’m already going with danny. but we can tailgate. ?????? HE HATES HER
why isn’t eddie being strung up to the ceiling and beaten and tortured and bloodied with his sexy abs out he could literally do it better than uglycop steve i’ll tell you that. FUCKKKKKK
Okay I fully support and also beg for buddies to get into h50 but please why are y’all calling them ugly??? 😭 (#uglycopsummer????) those are some beautiful men hello…
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