Dear Landlord
( &LETTERS … ) → accepting !
dear landlord,
first off, i just wanted to thank you for actually housing me. like, i know i’m paying to live here but still, i’m surprised you haven’t kicked me out yet. but i mean hey, someone’s gotta be the life of the party around here, am i right, or am i right? i mean, i was sensing a severe lack of humor and dashing good looks so, thought you’d need me here. alright, alright, i’m kidding. or am i?
you know it’s funny, because i’ve got this memory of me saying i’d sue if i got a top bunk, because of all the injuries i’d get from hitting my head, yet.. you still.. gave me.. a.. top.. bunk….. you’ve got a sense of humor, huh? i like it. you keep being you.
sincerely,
전정국 xx
p.s. can we get 8 more cats? my life goal is to assemble a team of soccer-playing cats and well. the numbers aren’t quite there yet.
