Ranboo: You were on the- when were you on the swing, when did this happen?
Tubbo: Like.. Ten minutes ago
Ranboo: Ten minutes ago.. Um..
Tubbo: What do you mean?
Ranboo: So.. Ok. So, you see how that branch, like, cuts off, right?
Tubbo: Yeah..?
Ranboo: There was genuinely another thing behind that
Tubbo: Wait.. There's someone behind that tree?
Ranboo: There was genuinely somebody behind that tree
Tubbo: No, dude, stop you're going to freak me out
Ranboo: I- I'm not trying to creep you out. I thought there was genuinely somebody behind the tree
Tubbo: No, dude, you're gonna fuck me up. Don't say that!
Ranboo: I'm just telling you what I saw!
Tubbo: Do I need to get, like, a bat and swing it? I got like a steel baseball bat underneath my old bed
Ranboo: Go swing at it, go swing at it
Tubbo: Swing at it? No, I don't want to! Come with!
Ranboo: I'm not- How am I gonna come with you?
Tubbo: Just leave
Ranboo: How am I gonna leave the stream-
Ranboo: There was genuinely something behind there.. I swear to God
Tubbo: Are you sure-
Ranboo: and when I opened up the door, there was nothing. There was nothing behind- It was like looking out at me. It looked like those stumps right, so that's what I thought it was. But then there was a third one, like right below it, and then..
Tubbo: It was a fox
Ranboo: It was half way up the tree!
Tubbo: You're fucking with me! Leave me alone!
Ranboo: I'm not! I swear! I swear I am not!
Tubbo: I just came here for an iPhone charger and you dump your trauma on me? Leave me be!
Ranboo: No! This is- This is fresh trauma
Tubbo: I don't- I'm gonna go and, like, fucking die now so uh.. wait- are you actually..
Ranboo: I swear there was something behind there..
Tubbo: Right, I'm getting a floodlight. Give me a second, I'm going out there..
Ranboo: Yeah, get a floodlight, I'll record this and upload it later..
Tubbo: Ok, wait, I'm getting my phone
Ranboo: ..maybe. This is- I wish that I was kidding! I really wish that I was- It is terrible. It is terrifying actually
Tubbo: Alright, I put my torch [unintelligible]. If I don't come back, like, call the freaking cops [?]
Ranboo: Ok, sounds.. sounds good
Tubbo: I don't wanna go out there!
Ranboo: Go out there! Wait, record it!
Tubbo: I'm recording it! [?]
Ranboo: Record it! So that I can use it as found footage when you get killed. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You're not gonna get killed, I'm sure it was- I thought I saw it again
Tubbo: Ok, I'm gonna run around the tree and run back
Ranboo: Yeah, run around the tree and run back
Tubbo: *goes outside*
Ranboo: *silence*
Ranboo: *laughs* I just hear him around the tree
Tubbo: *rushes inside*
Ranboo: What?
Tubbo: There was nothing around there but I thought I was gonna be attacked
Tubbo: I've got, like, really wet socks now. Oh, the socks have come off, you know what that means!
Ranboo: I don't know what- uh wha- Oh my god..
Tubbo: Hey, you taught me what that means!
Ranboo: No, I really didn't actually. You've got it out of context because your chat is sinful.. which is probably- this is punishment for the chat
Tubbo: That actually scared the living daylight out of me. Never ask me to go outside ever again!
Ranboo: I swear- No, I swear to God I am not joking! I legitimately saw something. It was a third- It looked like a third stump on the side of the tree!
Tubbo: My heart is beating so fucking fast right now
Ranboo: It was actually..
Tubbo: Oh my god..
Ranboo: .. it was genuinely there.. I-
Tubbo: Feel my heart!
Ranboo: *laughs* It is actually so fast! He is not joking
Tubbo: *laughs* Because you made me watch "IT"! You made me watch "IT" and I was [unintelligible]
Ranboo: I swear that it was there!
Tubbo: I was gonna run around that tree and (thought) fucking Penny-dickhead was gonna come grab my neck and put me in the hairy sink! I'm not cut out for that shit!
Ranboo: *wheeze* Do you want to find a haunted place and record?
Tubbo: Huh?
Ranboo: Do you want to find a legitimate haunted place-
Tubbo: Dude, did I not tell you my idea earlier?
Ranboo: Did you?
Tubbo: Yeah
Ranboo: Do you wanna do like a series?
Tubbo: Why else would I get an IRL backpack?
Ranboo: Do you want to do a haunting series? Do you want to do a haunting series on both of our channels?
Tubbo: It sounds cool, but can I do mine live?
Ranboo: Yeah, you can do yours live
Tubbo: You'll be recorded, and I'll be live
Ranboo: I'll do one recorded and you can do one live
Tubbo: 12 hours sleeping in a haunted mansion..
Ranboo: We are not sleeping there for 12 hours..
Tubbo: 12 hours stream sleeping in a haunted mansion.. Oh fuck! Oh shit!
Ranboo: We are not.. We are not doing that
Tubbo: Oh I realised I just picked your glass of water and panic ran back- I kicked over your glass of water
Ranboo: Nooo! Nooo!
Tubbo: Ohhh!
Ranboo: Oh God!- Do you actually.. 'cause I think it'd be really really fun
Tubbo: Yeah, we can!
Ranboo: I'm going to get so much demonic stuff
Tubbo: But oh my God, like.. I'm gonna be honest with you like.. I'm.. I'm feeling like heavy now
Ranboo: I swear! I swear that it was there!
Tubbo: I feel like, you know that feeling when you're about to need a shit but you don't yet?
Ranboo: "A dark shadowy figure is known as a shadow man", what does it mean when they are white? 'cause it-
Tubbo: I'm going back to watch Adventure Time, leave me alone!
Ranboo: Alright, have fun!
Tubbo: I've been binge watching Adventure Time with aimsey and you just ruined this for me!
Ranboo: Have fun with that!
Tubbo: But I'm sat in the glass conservatory so I'm [unintelligible].. That's so mean!
Ranboo: *laughs* Oh my God.. Oh..
Tubbo: And I was out on that swing earlier!
Ranboo: I don't think that it was you though.. that's the thing, 'cause it was like-
Tubbo: *fake crying* I was out on that swing.. I could've been kidnapped and you didn't tell me!
Ranboo: I am so terrified of that tree now- That's because it was after you were on the swing!
Tubbo: *fake crying*
Ranboo: It was way after you were on the swing
Tubbo: I don't feel safe in my own house
Ranboo: Uh oh
Tubbo: Can I just stay/sit in here with you? I'm just gonna sit here in the background
Ranboo: You just want to sit here in the background? I'm watching a spooky thing..
Tubbo: Ohh are you watching spooky things?
Ranboo: Well, no, I'm watching two dudes on an abandoned ship
Tubbo: Two dudes, chilling on an abandoned ship... um... wha- gay! (vine reference)
Ranboo: *sighs*
Tubbo: *leaves room*
Ranboo: and there he goes! Alright. It was genuinely there, chat. I- I- either that, or the feeling that I have, of just like.. maybe- oh boy.. ok..
Bee duo uk cooking stream but American-style: everything’s on fire. The eggs are flying around the kitchen. Someone threw a cat. Ranboo can’t stop making fun of the washing machine in the kitchen. They specifically hired Tommy to yell at them because they can’t cook shit (tommy can’t cook either). Tubbo breaks down crying because Ranboo tried to blender spaghetti. They used three pans and all of them need careful assistance from someone in a hazmat suit. No one is safe
