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Do you guys like old men that hate each other and are co-workers? Look no further to these two LMAOO

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My spamtenna before spamtenna,,,,
Do you guys like old men that hate each other and are co-workers? Look no further to these two LMAOO
in this house we are horny about disheveled men on the floor and implied scenarios coughs
so no head? except its worse. no head no nothing
and a newer meme:
meme link (twitter)
Ulrich comeback has put the brainworms back into motion. Enigrich to celebrate
OH. MMY. GOSH. This fanfic has to be THE literary of all time, words cannot describe how detailed, intricate, beautiful this writing is. Even in different languages, good writing can trascend all systems of communication. Using a translator doesn't make it any less impressive, heck, it's impressive it can be translated so well. This piece of artistic literature and writing has moved me, I shed real life tears. Please check them out and their other works too, it's a one of a lifetime read even if you don't get 35% of the historic philosophy references. I even learned some new words and thats extremely rare for a 1 page fanfiction. The three hour philosohy class the writer (Musvikko) paid off with this scrumptious writing, I might even be interested in philosophy just because of this fanfiction, and we're not even mentioning the romance aspect.
The way Adler presented his feelings with little bits in his diary note is adorable, he just brushes his feelings off and takes it as an interesting aspect of them, it was moving the fact that awakeneds are more human than humans themselves because of society, but deep down they're oppressed and people in higher power gets to do what it is to be "human" in a working space, even if all of their actions aren't exactly the best or even trivializing and degrading other people around them. Finally, all of them are in character, which is just a cherry on top.
//I wrote this on a whim a long time ago (in 2.7 global iirc) and posted it in the laplace server. I think tumblr will like this. It's an extremely short read though. //
Enigma walks upto Ulrich in frustration and holds his collar, ulrich stood there unfazed as he watched Enigma cry and shout his frustrations to him.
"I dont want you to become one of the many people washed away by the storm, Ulrich"
Ulrich extends his hand and wipes away his felloe researcher's tears.
_*Is this how you comfort humans?*_
"I will be fine Adler, its just a small trip to Antartica."
"The last time you came back with only your head! How am i supposed to not worry?! What if something happens to you Ulrich? What will i do then-"
Ulrich pulls Enigma into a hug, and tells him the same. That things will be fine, that he will be safe. He did not know what he was doing, all he knew is that it helped calm his beloved every single time. He pulled Adler closer as he cried into his cold, metal body. Today he held onto Adler for a little longer, maybe he too was scared of going to Antartica. For one last time he wished to hold him close before departing the next day. For the rest of the day they stayed by each others side, not letting the other go in the slightest. They even had dinner together.
"So you're scared too huh?" Adler side eyed Ulrich trying to forget the fact he was crying in his arms a second ago. "Says the one who cried just now" Ulrich scoffed, as his ferrofluid fell to the bottom of his head. Adler leaned onto Ulrich's shoulder but was too tall so he ended up almost toppling the ferrofluid instead, causing Ulrich to get annoyed.
"Damn it Adler!"
"It's not my fault you're so short Ulrich"
"It's not my fault that you are this tall either Adler!"
And they kept arguing. Yet they refused to leave the other's side. They even slept in the same bed.
Adler fell asleep the moment his head touched the pillow. Ulrich didn't have the heart to tell his dear friend off, so he let him sleep on his bed. Despite Adler being extremely asleep he was still able to hug Ulrich from behind as he slept.
_*I didn't expect him to be so.....attached to me? I do not necessarily hate this, in fact I like it when he's like this. There must be a word for this I think? No, Ulrich focus...you have an important mission tomorrow.*_
The next day they bid each other farewell.
"Don't come back with just your head this time Ulrich."
"I won't."
normal ulrigma
It has to be true, I’m counting on you, to be my wings and my eyes.
Content: Nonhuman Whump, Hypothermia Whump, Medical Whump, Trap Whump, Caretaker x Whumpee, Cold Whump, Caretaker/Comfort, Rescue, Angst Whump, Environmental Whump
Pairing: Enigma/Ulrich (Reverse: 1999)
CW: Oil as blood, bear traps, barbed wire, swearing, heavy blood, verbal issues, mild hurt/comfort
Words: 1078
Crunch.. crunch, crunch...
The sound of fresh snow touched Enigma's boots, Ulrich following behind him, both of them holding up a walkie-talkie tightly.
It was still snowing, the soft snowflakes padding onto their clothes enthusiastically and kindly, audibly both shivering shortly.
They were appointed with this task by the Head Director, Lucy, in a snowy forrest to find gone scraps to use perhaps in an experimental situation, but why in the forrest?
Whatever, that wasn't their problem now, what was their problem and objective was to find these scraps.
It was boring, really, but it was nessecary after all.