#ult polycule

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i don't want to drag my slightly warm corpse to work tomorrow i want to stay home and recoup more energy for important things: thinking about zack's hilarious place in the polycule

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me: yay new doctor whomst

zack, who i forced into this series with no background knowledge of: oh the funny box guy!

lester, who lived through my most embarrassing whovian phase and thought i was done with this:

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I think if norman and karnaka met norman would not so secretly be jealous as fuck about the jacked 8ft tall space alien im down bad for and karnaka would just want to know how to also get exploding pumpkins

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ult polycule be like

karnaka, after i spent an inordinate amount of time hyping up abraham as being indestructible only to find out he’s been tophy (head) less for 250 slutty, slutty years

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Ult polycule be like, felix insisting the hard light shield is better than a standard shield until he annoys Ben so much bens like "im gonna peel you out of that armor like I'm opening a sardine can, and then we can figure out the shield thing"

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i got so caught up in the ult polycule indulgence of the slade/les tag team vs norman i forgot about an equally funny possibility: me explaining to norman the giant monster he found lurking in the corner of his office is not a giant monster and also my boyfriend

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little ult polycule detail i don't discuss as much as i should is how by nature of who most of my boys are and what they do, there's times where i cannot open a single drawer, cupboard or closet without finding a fucking gun lying around.

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Finally I can accurately convey what the polycule group chat is like