#ultimaarrow

[seeker-of-miracles]

//Crying because ultima-arrow deactivated her account and we had this great Noel/Serah RP going

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[3:45] Serah get yo ass down here [3:46] Serah you're missin out!! [3:47] serrraaaahhhhh [3:50] SSEEEEEERRAAAAHHHH [3:55] dont make me tell light you slept with snow without dem protection things the other day

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"...You're not getting enough exercise. How are you going to keep up and protect Serah? Drop down, and give me 100 push ups. Now!"

...

//FLEES.

//sends text tho:

Serah is kind of dead atm.

[simplyserah]

ooc. Okay, I'm going to need to make another update, because I've totally confused myself with what replies I have to do. If I've missed your reply, just tell me.

Replies to do:

i-will-change-the-future

ultima-arrow

thatonedemigod

hopenue

seekerofetro

memoriesofthecrystal

Currently plotting with:

seeker-of-miracles

thatwinnermellark

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TELL ME.

"It's a trade secret."

[spiritoffrostandfun]

Jack, you're friends with Santa, right? I want to put in a good word for Light.

Yeah, I am. And sure!

He's pretty busy this time of the year, but you can find him here. Just tell him Jack sent ya!

Oh...and try to avoid the Yetis.

[laesperfille-blog]

Ultimus Crack || Surgery [ WARNING: LONG POST ]

[8:17:58 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: -cries- Hope I'm going to need the bandaid after all

[8:18:17 PM] director shota: LET ME TEND TO YOUR WOUNDS I'M THEDOCTOR NOW

[8:18:21 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: YES PLEASE

[8:18:36 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: omg a splinter poked the inside of my thumb really hard

[8:18:39 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMAO

[8:18:40 PM] serah: and all that good shit.

[8:18:46 PM] serah: oww terra!

[8:18:49 PM] serah: -hugs-

[8:18:57 PM] director shota: TERRA

[8:18:59 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: -CLINGS-

[8:19:03 PM] director shota: OK I'M A DOCTOR I HAVE A

[8:19:07 PM] director shota: SCAPTISCOPE

[8:19:07 PM] director shota: THING

[8:19:09 PM] serah: LOL

[8:19:13 PM] director shota: SCESPITOCOPE

[8:19:15 PM] director shota: GOOGLES

[8:19:22 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LOL BUT MY THUMB iS FAR FROM MY HEART

[8:19:23 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMAO

[8:19:34 PM] serah: terra where are you

[8:19:39 PM] serah: you're cutting yourself

[8:19:42 PM] serah: and now splinters.

[8:19:52 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: idek

[8:19:53 PM] serah: //wraps in bubblewrap

[8:19:55 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LOL

[8:19:58 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: -rolls around-

[8:20:06 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: I'm just sitting here in front of the laptop

[8:20:07 PM] director shota: OK I HAVE MY STETHOSCOPE NOW

[8:20:09 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMAO

[8:20:18 PM] director shota: I GOOGLED IT AND KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT

[8:20:22 PM] director shota: -USES ON THUMB-

[8:20:24 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: GOOD JOB

[8:20:24 PM] serah: LMAO

[8:20:25 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMFAO

[8:20:26 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: DJSLAKDJASLKD

[8:20:26 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: OMG

[8:20:28 PM] director shota: HMMMM

[8:20:29 PM] serah: THIS CHAT

[8:20:38 PM] director shota: OK TERRA WAT DID U DO

[8:20:40 PM] serah: WHAT DOES IT SAY, DR ESTHEIM?

[8:20:42 PM] director shota: UR THUMB IS VERY UPSET

[8:20:44 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: JDKLASDJASKL

[8:20:46 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: I JUST

[8:20:46 PM] serah: ROFL

[8:20:47 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: TRIED TO

[8:20:50 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: OPEN THE DRAWER

[8:20:54 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: THEN THIS PIECE OF WOOD SPLINTER

[8:20:56 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: POKED THROUGH

[8:21:06 PM] director shota: UR THUMB SAID YOU VIOLENETED STRUCK IT WITH WOOD

[8:21:09 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMFAO

[8:21:11 PM] serah: LOL

[8:21:12 PM] director shota: BUT I'M GOING TO DISREGARD THAT STATEMENT

[8:21:13 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: I didn't mean to

[8:21:15 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: JDLASKDJASK

[8:21:17 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: ;u;

[8:21:19 PM] director shota: OK WHATS THE OTHER

[8:21:21 PM] director shota: DOCTOR TOOK

[8:21:23 PM] director shota: TOOL

[8:21:24 PM] director shota: TWEEZERS

[8:21:33 PM] director shota: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY SO

[8:21:39 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: Oh doc, the splinter is gone, though it's bleeding a bit inside

[8:21:43 PM] director shota: STAY STILL WE HAVE TO DO SURGERY

[8:21:43 PM] director shota: NO

[8:21:45 PM] director shota: I'M THE DOCTOR

[8:21:46 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMFAO

[8:21:49 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: omg

[8:21:53 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: WHAT KIND OF SURGERY?

[8:21:58 PM] serah: OPEN HEART.

[8:22:00 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: NO

[8:22:00 PM] serah: no wait.

[8:22:01 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: WHY

[8:22:01 PM] director shota: DO YOUUU HAVE A DEGREE IN SHOTA DOCTOR

[8:22:02 PM] director shota: I DON'T THINK SO

[8:22:09 PM] serah: sorry dr estheim sir!

[8:22:16 PM] director shota: BE MY NURSE SERAH

[8:22:20 PM] serah: OK, DR.

[8:22:22 PM] serah: WHAT DO YOU NEED?

[8:22:29 PM] director shota: WE NEED 20LBS OF TYPE O- BLOOD

[8:22:33 PM] serah: //kills snow

[8:22:35 PM] serah: DONE.

[8:22:36 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: JDKLSDJ

[8:22:36 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMFAO

[8:22:38 PM] director shota: YS GOOD

[8:22:39 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: I'M TYPE B THO

[8:22:43 PM] director shota: OH

[8:22:43 PM] serah: NVM.

[8:22:46 PM] director shota: WE NEED B THEN

[8:22:47 PM] serah: YOU'RE TYPE O NOW.

[8:22:50 PM] director shota: ROFL

[8:22:53 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMFAO

[8:22:55 PM] director shota: YES

[8:22:57 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: i ma dyin

[8:23:00 PM] director shota: SLEEP TERRA

[8:23:06 PM] director shota: I DON'T HAVE ANESTHASIA OR W/E

[8:23:11 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: how am I suppose to sleep then

[8:23:12 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: omfg

[8:23:19 PM] serah: just count the moogles

[8:23:22 PM] director shota: YES

[8:23:28 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: JDKLSAJDS I ONLY SEE ONE SERAH

[8:23:29 PM] serah: SEE THEM DANCING?

[8:23:32 PM] director shota: or we could use a brick or is that to much

[8:23:34 PM] serah: SQUINT HARDER

[8:23:36 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: omfg

[8:23:36 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: DJKLASDJASKL

[8:23:51 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: -SQUINTs-

[8:23:54 PM] director shota: BRICK OR MOOGLES

[8:23:55 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: BUT I KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE

[8:24:00 PM] serah: BRICK THEN.

[8:24:01 PM] serah: //bop

[8:24:03 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: DJKLASDJS OMFG

[8:24:08 PM] serah: she's out.

[8:24:09 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: -passes out-

[8:24:12 PM] director shota: OK

[8:24:13 PM] director shota: GET THE HAMMER

[8:24:15 PM] director shota: NURSE

[8:24:19 PM] serah: //HAMMER

[8:24:25 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: SJALKJALSKJ

[8:24:28 PM] serah: sirius fais.

[8:24:30 PM] director shota: -USES HAMMER TO CUT THUMB IN HALF-

[8:24:35 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: OMFG

[8:24:36 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: WTH

[8:24:38 PM] serah: DOCTOR ISN'T THAT A LITTLE EXTREME

[8:24:42 PM] director shota: NO

[8:24:45 PM] serah: ok. ._.

[8:24:56 PM] director shota: -SURGICALLY SEWS CARROT TOP IN PLACE IN THUMB-

[8:24:57 PM] director shota: DONE

[8:25:01 PM] serah: LOL

[8:25:06 PM] serah: DR YOU ARE SO CLEVER

[8:25:09 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: -wakes up-

[8:25:10 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: SCREAMS

[8:25:15 PM] director shota: I AM

[8:25:19 PM] director shota: T SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS

[8:25:23 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: omg WHAT IF IT ROTS?

[8:25:29 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: I don't want maggots

[8:25:30 PM] director shota: WATER IT

[8:25:32 PM] serah: keep it away from dampness.

[8:25:33 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: LMFAO

[8:25:33 PM] Terra Branforda: DJSAKLDJSKL

[8:25:36 PM] Terra Branford: omfg

[8:25:39 PM] Terra Branford: i love you how two

[8:25:42 PM] Terra Branford: said the complete opposite of each other

[8:25:45 PM] serah: XD

[8:25:47 PM] director shota: DO BOTH

[8:25:52 PM] director shota: ROFL

[8:25:52 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: DJAKSLDJ

[8:25:54 PM] serah: TERRA IT'S EDIBLE.

[8:25:59 PM] serah: aren't u proud.

[8:26:03 PM] Terra Branford: THEN I'LL HAVE NO THUMB

[8:26:08 PM] serah: it'll grow back.

[8:26:08 PM] Terra Branford: and I'm not fond of carrots

[8:26:09 PM] Terra Branford: .__.

[8:26:10 PM] Terra Branford: DJSKLADJASKLD

[8:26:11 PM] serah: that's the beautfu.

[8:26:20 PM] director shota: ROFL

[8:26:23 PM] director shota: -HANDS HUMMUS-

[8:26:28 PM] Terra Branford | Tifa: jKJSDKLA OMG HOPE

[8:26:31 PM] director shota: YOU CAN DIP IT

[8:26:33 PM] serah: HUMMUS YES

[8:26:41 PM] director shota: AND ITS HEALTHY SO

[8:26:45 PM] serah: this convo

[8:26:51 PM] serah: VITAMIN K TERRA

[8:26:52 PM] Terra Branford: my stomach hurts so bad

[8:26:54 PM] Terra Branford: JDLASKJDAKSDJ

[8:26:55 PM] director shota: i'm officially a doctor

[8:28:50 PM] director shota: WE CAN USE THE MONEY WE MAKE TO BUY

[8:28:50 PM] director shota: AN ISLAND

[8:28:55 PM] serah: YES

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ultima-arrow replied to your post: //*dead* THAT’S WHY I’M COMING TO RESCUE YOU.

*Shoots cactuar* ..”I did tell you splitting up was a bad idea.” [DOIT]

"Heh, thanks, Serah!" A pause. "Wait, you didn't tell me that. Liar."

((SHOULD I ACTUALLY!??!))