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Thanks for showing me how to work out, big bro. But let's not pretend you don't know how this is gonna play out.

Does ANYONE else have an ALPHA younger brother?

My Little Bro’s Sick Pump, part 1 I’m not crazy. I know I’m not crazy. But everybody thinks I’m crazy when I tell them about my little bro’s

My latest long-form may be of interest to you longstanding #bigbrovslilbro fans.

Thanks for showing me working out, big bro. I think I'll take it.

'Sup, Coach.

Just wanted to tell you about my summer.

When I left I was benching an empty bar.

When I came back I was benching an empty car.

When I left I was curling my brother's dumbbells.

When I came back I was curling by brother.

When I left your quarterback was taking my money and beating me up.

When I came back he paid me money to flex while he beat off.

When I left I was fucking the mattress.

When I came back I was fucking your wife.

ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?

Listen, dumb ass. I need a new workout partner cuz they all keep pissing themselves when I flex. Goddamit big bro, you too?

Thanks for leaving me your dumbbells when you went to college, big bro. How do you like these gainz?

Lil Bro: Sup, dudes. We're gonna have a talk about what my Big Bro wished for on his birthday.

Mark: Sure, man, but we don't really hang out with him so much...

Jorge: Since he... y'know...

Rog: Came out... Just not that much in common any more.

Tyrone: What did he wish for anyway?

Lil Bro: *takes off shirt*

Mark, Jorge, Rog, Tyrone: *cums*

Ll Bro: More gay friends.

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