'Sup, Coach.
Just wanted to tell you about my summer.
When I left I was benching an empty bar.
When I came back I was benching an empty car.
When I left I was curling my brother's dumbbells.
When I came back I was curling by brother.
When I left your quarterback was taking my money and beating me up.
When I came back he paid me money to flex while he beat off.
When I left I was fucking the mattress.
When I came back I was fucking your wife.
ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?















