#um...ok?

[newcoolbluewriter]

Plot Twist

Two guys walk into a bar and order beer. Guy A: I can’t believe that she would do that. Guy B: Well, you had it coming. You kept her up late last night. A: Yeah, but this isn’t the first time that I did this and she usually talks to me first. B: And she usually talks me second, but today she had change in pace. Which I think is a good thing. A: How? B: At least we know that she’s not cheating us. A: That’s true...Hey... B: Yeah?  A: When should we tell her about us dating? B: When she tells us about her dating the both of us. A: laugh I wonder what she’ll say about us. B: It shouldn’t be anything worse then her two timing us. A: That’s true.

[imagineyourboss]

Imagine your boss watching equestria girls and after sunset shimmers defeat he/she screams at the nearest lieutenants  (while also doing this face)

[tredhd]

It appears I'm now following several people I know for a fact I didn't before the glitch. What the actual fuck tumblr?

[cakeisnotpiesammy-blog]

In what universe is Nori short for North??????

[fuckyeahwinterfell-blog]

Have you read the books????

YES!!!!

That’s a lot of question marks for a simple question - which leads me to believe that the idea that I’ve read the books and still maintain the opinions I do is somehow incredulous to you. I may be wrong there but…

[silentgoliath-blog]

This is meant to be a question asking for a response, but there isn't enough space in the ask box -.-''

[airi-avaruus]

My neighbor is doing yard work in the middle of a thunderstorm... I don't get people.

[nomnomnamaste]

Did you know...

there is an actual song that goes, "girl you look better with the lights off."