#umberbull

[itsjacktheknife-blog]

🎨? if at all possible ;o; ))

[criminalcake-blog]

Dreaming to be the mobster he always wanted to be... Almost... Almost perfect... Almost the perfect vision (Fer @umberbull 's artsy ask! With a @beatconductor cameo!)

[lii2ten-blog]

@merrygams @umberbull @havensbarrier 

diidn’t add the people whiich ii’m already haviing a thread wiith becau2e that 2hiit would ju2t get confu2iing. anyway hey there ii’m 2ollux “liife iis meaniingle22″ captor. ii don’t giive a 2iingle 2hiit about anyone or anythiing. niice two meet you.

[rlngwralth-blog]

@umberbull Idk, did I greet you already? I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and say no, so: Hi and thank you for following! Call me Parcel, Peregrine, PM, or whatever else you come up with so long as I don't dislike it. How're you and who's you?

[beatconductor-blog]

fucking thanks at the bull boy for reminding me of the clowns teeth floss again

[talldarkloathsome-blog]

☭ *wonk*))

Battle Intro: Boy, you’re either really brave, or really stupid.Victory: Still got a long way to go, kid.Half HP: You hit like your dad.Low HP:  I’ll kick your shiny metal ass, boy.Defeat:  Shouldn’t have underestimated Hearts’ kid, I guess.Death: Ha... Who knew a wimp like you had it in you...?Assist: I’ve got your back, Tavros.Taunt: Whaddya gonna do?  Cry me to death?  You really are daddy’s boy.Reacting to Taunt: I’ll bust your ass for back-talking me, boy.Flee: Yeah, fuck this.  Not gonna have your dad kick my ass.Reacting to Flee:  Fuckin told Hearts you were a wimp.Tie: You’ve come a long way, Tavros.Perfect Victory: I can’t even brag about this one.  You’re embarrassing me.Low HP Victory:  Don’t you ever try that shit again, or I’ll whoop you again.Finishing Move: Sit down, Tavros.

[itsjacktheknife-blog]

ah

[beatconductor-blog]

insert walk into a bar joke here

Well, getting some water and rest wasn’t exactly a bad advice, if that was possible. Unfortunately, ever since Bec has left you, birdfuck started being a happy annoyance again. 

Being sick sucks enough already. Staying at home to get well and away from work already deprived you of your number one distraction, right along with a couple of others. Games and other things can only save you from your own mind for so long and you can’t even attempt to sleep it off because somebird feels the need to play cuckoo clock at least hourly.

Time to gtfo and do something. Who cares if you feel half-dead and miserable and mildly pissed. Well someone’s gonna care and you’re kind of on the way to him.

You’ve been to his bar before, you know where it is. Is it early or late for you to get there? Damn trolls and their weird day schedules.

 @umberbull