Need A Case Closed?

Crocker here with schedules to make and cakes to bake. Dependent on Borgatabent AU. M!A none but accepting. Mun is 18+

[criminalcake-blog]

*Eats a few cookies*

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

I sit here and gaze upon the bleak wasteland of my dashboard as everyone is once again temporarily laid low due to “too much Halloween candy sugar coma”

[criminalcake-blog]

Nonsense, there is no such thing as too much candy.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

You speak madness and lies.  But such a thing would be expected from a confectionery peddler such as yourself.

[criminalcake-blog]

Madness? This isn't madness. This. Is. Truth! I understand not wanting to accept it yet though. Don't worry dear sir, your denial is safe with me.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

I sit here and gaze upon the bleak wasteland of my dashboard as everyone is once again temporarily laid low due to “too much Halloween candy sugar coma”

[criminalcake-blog]

Nonsense, there is no such thing as too much candy.

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

HAVE WE MET?

I doubt so. May i ask why are you internet-screaming to me? 

[criminalcake-blog]

Dear sir, its because I felt something. I felt that it was the perfect time, as is all time, to begin experiencing all of the wonders of life by BOISTEROUSLY chatting with someone. The world is full of fleeting and forgotten moments! Now is the time greet people with passion!

[criminalcake-blog]

*Begins baking Mr. Thirteen the best batch of brownies I've ever made*

[greenbeanthirteen]

…I want brownies.

[criminalcake-blog]

LAZINESS IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT HAVE BROWNIES!

[greenbeanthirteen]

But……….

I really don’t wanna get out of bed.

[criminalcake-blog]

BUT…

BROWNIES… I ASSURE YOU. THEY ARE WORTH IT.

[greenbeanthirteen]

Hnnnggg.

I guess. But… Work.

[criminalcake-blog]

/: .... DUE TO YOUR RELUCTANCE I MUST NOW BAKE YOU BROWNIES TO TELL YOUR FUTURE SELF WHAT THEY ARE MISSING!

[greenbeanthirteen]

…I want brownies.

[criminalcake-blog]

LAZINESS IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT HAVE BROWNIES!

[greenbeanthirteen]

But……….

I really don’t wanna get out of bed.

[criminalcake-blog]

BUT...

BROWNIES... I ASSURE YOU. THEY ARE WORTH IT.

[greenbeanthirteen]

…I want brownies.

[criminalcake-blog]

LAZINESS IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT HAVE BROWNIES!

[criminalcake-blog]

*BURSTS INTO THE SCENE* GOOD DAY EVERYONE. I AM BACK FROM A LONG BUSINESS DEAL AND I WISH TO SEE HOW EVERYONE IS FARING.

[criminalcake-blog]

//*Weeps as I finally gain access to my blog after a thousand years*

[sidestuiff]

Reblog if your muse has been shot at.

[criminalcake-blog]

*Sudden urge to make a ridiculously large portion of rice pudding??????*

[criminalcake-blog]

I'm no stranger to the action, but coffee sounds much better then sand. Yes. We're most definitely going to be making smores. Nothing will dissuade me from marshmallowy goodness. Nothing.

[criminalcake-blog]

Such flak! How dare! Now, even though I’d be grateful for the beauty and meaning of my cage I’m afraid I’d still teach you why the caged bird sings. By the power of my song you’d free me in sympathy.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

It does present quite the conundrum.  To free such a spirited creature of fire and flame would once again risk the city to the dangers of blazing anarchy. But, to damper the natural spirit is a tragedy in and of itself and equally cruel to simply lock them up and have them wither away. Though…I think this metaphor is getting heavily off-rails because I’m quite certain at this point the solution is I need to drive you out into the desert and free you into the wilds.  

[criminalcake-blog]

The dilemma between saving the whole or saving the one, either way someone shall suffer, but such is the way of karma.

You have found the best possible solution then. Free any caged animal into the dessert.

[criminalcake-blog]

Such flak! How dare! Now, even though I'd be grateful for the beauty and meaning of my cage I'm afraid I'd still teach you why the caged bird sings. By the power of my song you'd free me in sympathy.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Ughhhh…..

[criminalcake-blog]

Burn it?

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Tempting…but then I expect it would just cause me to have to file more paperwork due to the fire.  A veritable ouroboros of fire and bureaucracy.

[criminalcake-blog]

Tis a shame. But. Have you tried… Burning the bureaucracy? Every cycle can be broken with enough determination.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Cast off the shackles of the corporation via fires and flame? Rise up from the ashes and start a new life free of the tyranny of the red tape?  You’re a rebel Mister Crocker.  That or a phoenix.  

[criminalcake-blog]

Yes, yes, and yes. Oh dear, you've discovered my secret identity. A phoenix of rebellion intent on flying free in the clouds of anarchy and discord. Nothing but the sky's limit will have a chance of chaining me down.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Ughhhh…..

[criminalcake-blog]

Burn it?

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Tempting…but then I expect it would just cause me to have to file more paperwork due to the fire.  A veritable ouroboros of fire and bureaucracy.

[criminalcake-blog]

Tis a shame. But. Have you tried... Burning the bureaucracy? Every cycle can be broken with enough determination.