#umbretoaster

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

hello! ur very cute and that sword owns

thanks! 

[busket]

Just saying hello and I love your cat

thanks me too

[sbnkalny]

Get that tire rotation

Nono, you gotta walk like a mannequin roll like a tire Act on reaction

[zuckerberg-for-president]

NO MARK N O M AR K N O M A R K N O

Yes Mark! Yes Mark! Yes Mark!Oh yes Mark Zuckerberg yes MarkZuckerberg! Why do you no Mark thisis Mark Zuckerberg. He will come andto save Americaand comes with a plan. Mark Zuckerberg is a hero of America and he carries us on his back and in his arms.Yes Mark! Yes Mark! His policieswill bring the peace and to Americaand we need so much. His policiesare those policies and he is with it and WilWheaton is with it. We are together!Will you together? Will you see? Will you loveMark Zuckerberg? He will bepresident. Yes Mark! Will you together? Together united, forever strong!

[demilypyro]

GTA 5

+ pretty fun

- trevor’s bullshit gets old very fast

- does franklin even have a character arc

- annoying characters all around

- never been that big of a gta fan in the first place

[alloverthegaf]

[charathon]

7/01/2017

@fundaes‘ Sundae

//Art by @umbretoaster

[motherpsyduck]

A-Z tag ❤

I was tagged by my beautiful buddy @blackcatsims 😎 Ty! Let’s go

A - Age: 23

B - Biggest fear: my mother dying

C - City you’d like to move to one day: Los Santos

D - Drink you last had: I’m gonna be boring cos it was water💧

E - Every day starts with: my dog Sammi running up the stairs as soon as she hears my bedroom open so she can have a good morning stroke/snuggle

F - Favorite song: it’s changed a few times but I never seem to get tired of Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

H - Hometown: born in Gosford Australia & lived there until I was 3yo, moved to Wales(UK), then moved 4 times. My home town atm is Neath 

I - In love with: Trevor Philips, nature/forests, my dog, End Sheeran’s voice, sunsets, Los Santos, GTAV

J - Jealous of: people who have perfectly balanced brains/have no childhood trauma that resulted in a damaged adulthood, people who have more money than sense, people who have their life/shit together (gimme the cheat codes to life PLS)

K - Killed someone: not irl but plenty of times on Sims and GTAV

L - Last time you cried: yesterday listening to End Sheeran’s song Happier from his ÷ album. It just came over me and I smushed my face into my pillow on my bed and just muffled cried into it. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life, I gotta phone my union about work stuff, I’m wasting my 2 weeks of paid holidays sleeping, my acne is flaring up, my sleep schedule is fucked etc

M - Middle name(s): (I don’t have one)

N - Number of siblings: 3; 2 older sisters and 1 younger brother

O - One wish: have a stable income from a job I enjoy doing. #AdultLifeSucksBum

P - Person you last called/texted: my mum on whatsapp

Q - Questions you’re always asked: from customers in work: “is it contactless?” (referring to the chip & pin payment), other people in general: “why did you go vegan? is it a moral thing? or do you just not like meat? isn’t it hard to go vegan? how could you give up chocolate and bacon?? isn’t being vegan expensive?“

R - Reasons to smile: dogs, Trevor Philips, my family, my very few friends (internet or irl 😘)

S - Song last sang: Dive - Ed Sheeran

T - Time you woke up: today? Idk I haven’t been to sleep yet it’s like 6:30am rn

U - Underwear colour: white with an orange pattern (these knickers are literally falling apart I need to throw them away)

V - Vacation destination: somewhere with a white sandy beach and a clear aquamarine ocean, somewhere where I can befriend an elephant, somewhere I can see incredible wildlife

W - Worst habit(s): staying up past 3am to finish something I’m working on (this post for e.g), over thinking things, procrastinating

X - X-rays you’ve had: just teeth I think for dentistry work, I’ve never broken a bone (touch wood)

Y - Your favourite food: my appetite isn’t there atm but I have been enjoying soft vegan cheese and mushed avacado on wholemeal toast with paprika and ground pepper on top 👌

Z - Zodiac sign: Pisces🐟 

I tag @dance-with-me-lampy, @freelancescribblist, @redhairandbooks, @the-sky-was-mistaken, @hyperionsailor, @los-santos-customs, @umbretoaster & @capns

And hey you, yeah you reading this, give this a go if you want! dw if no one tagged you cos you can still do it if you want to. Fuck the system! You can say I tagged you, I don’t mind 😊

Stay beautiful ✌