"Most guys don't understand me at all." -umbridgerules
“ Well then, it’s a good thing I’m not most guys... ”
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"Most guys don't understand me at all." -umbridgerules
“ Well then, it’s a good thing I’m not most guys... ”
@umbridgerules
“--- you can’t DO that, it’s abuse! If you hurt anyone, I swear I’ll... I’ll....”
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❝ Yeah, that’s so. You could try wearing it, but I’d tell---- It won’t look half as good. ❞
"Oh Draco---" -umbridgerules
Draco’s attention was ripped away from the doodle he had been working on for the past hour. A word, almost squeaked, tore from his lips– ”Yes?!” Scrambling up from his belly, he sat up and let his crayon fall from his hand, eyes tracking its descent to the paper in front of him. The pink shoes were the first thing to catch his eyes as soon as the crayon landed, followed by the equally blindingly pink dress. Slender hands made to flip his drawing over, in hopes of hiding it from Umbridge’s gaze–after all, an artist should never show off an incomplete piece of art.
"You're the Princess' boyfriend, aren't you?" -umbridgerules
Boyfriend?
Is he her boyfriend? Is that something she even thinks about him?
“I’m the Captain of the Guard.”
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❝ Well, I only had one woman in my life. ---- So I’m surely not him, I’m sorry. ❞
"Oh my, aren't you a handsome fellow!" -umbridgerules
@umbridgerules
“ I am rather handsome, aren’t I--- ? ”
"Aren't you a pretty little dove, you must've all them pretty little boys running right after that pretty little ass of yours." -umbridgerules
“Well, I wouldn’t say that I’ve seen any pretty boys that stick around for very long, but. Thank… you?”