#umiyabe

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You asked for crackships so gimme some of that Umi and Yabe yeeaaahhh

yells gently

falls asleep on the couch

yabe does after a hard evening of CHEERLEADING FOR HIS TEAM. umi’s a lil sad at first bc they won’t get to cuddle but she brings a blanket out and drapes it over him ; u;

makes friends with the neighbors

BOTH OF THEM but yabe moreso ofc he’s so frickin enthusiastic about it. the neighbors are cool with it until umi drags wolpi out to introduce and then they are Less So. “umiko! wolpi cannot go outside, his fur could get wet!” “junya-kun wolpi can go anywhere he wants to”

is the adventurous eater

i feel yabe eats a Lot of everything but probably tends to stick to more traditional foods? maybe umi by virtue of being a whaler’s daughter? though tbf that’s probably not too “adventurous” but

hogs the covers at night

neither of them they share them quite well ’ u’

forgets to do the dishes

i feel like yabe remembers everything and he’s the one who reminds umi like “umiko-chan! it is time to do the dishes!” and while he has to do most of it she def tries to help him out

tries to surprise their partner more often

i think they both do!! one time yabe incorporated a cute thing for her into one of his routines at a game she was at/he was cheering at, and another time she got him a taxidermied specimen of the mascot of his hs (ASSUMING IT’S AN ANIMAL BC OTHERWISE THAT WOULD BE CREEPY AND PROBABLY ILLEGAL)

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

umi but not really on purpose sometimes it’s just hard to get it to the hamper… yabe is more than happy to help tho

stays up til 2 AM reading

definitely umi. gotta research all those cryptids. how many of them? all of them. 

sings in the shower

yabe, but not so much singing as PRACTICING HIS ROUTINES

takes the selfies

yabe by virtue of being taller/having a greater range of movement but umi does not mind taking them with him

plans date night

hmmm… maybe umi? but she consults with yabe for his schedule ofc

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Yabe to Umi!

“Y… Junya-kun… Junya!”

Instead of more words, she happily hobbles forward and hugs him tightly.

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[7:18:42 PM] Jamie: umiko: [sees yabe] ouenDamn

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umi/yabe too!!

Who cooks:

probably yabe, considering umi’s ataxia, but umi definitely helps out as much as she can!

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

same as above, really, though some things umi might be able to do more readily than others.

How many children do they have:

GOD i don’t even know. i think once umiko grew up a bit she and yabe would be really good parents……………..

Who’s more dominant:

┐(｀-｀)┌

Favorite nonsexual activity:

cryptid hunting. ok but. CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM WATCHING WRESTLING TOGETHER. umi watches solely for john cena but then they both end up getting rly into it

Their favorite place to be together:

by the sea!!! (or just. together in general)

Any traditions:

umi goes to all the games yabe cheers at 8) also on new year’s they always go to a shrine together

Their “song”:

I HAVE LIKE NO CUTE SONGS CUT ME SOME SLACK ; A;

What they do for each other on holidays:

yabe def gets umi at least one lucky charm per holiday along with other stuff obvs. and umi always gets him a stuffed animal. ; u;

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

i feel like both of them would want to go somewhere relatively quiet so somewhere pretty and rural.

Where did they first meet:

hope’s peak :b

Any pets:

im laughing so hard either 1. they have the most cryptid-like thing that it’s legal to have or 2. they don’t have any pets bc umi wants a cryptid

What do they fight over:

i honestly don’t see them fighting but if they did it would probably be about cryptids.

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

they go on cryptids hunts :0 (though umi always makes sure to follow up with a sports game 8) )