#unamedwatcher

[shaykai]

I hear Vat'il's voice as the one in that cold tea animatic. It was how I met your durge, and I've watched it a dozen times.

WILD DJDJDJSJ for reference, this is his in game voice (Major BG3 spoilers btw)

I like to imagine it a bit lighter and softer than it is there though

[honeycakelion]

I love your icon combined with your blog name. Just a screaming Espurr, drawing fanarts.

damn my true identity was at last revealed

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I've seen various artists' renderings and I gotta know... What do your swim shorts ACTUALLY look like??

Just kidding. Actually I wear a variety of these because I like them, they’re very well designed, and also everyone who sees me in one just despairs. 

[videntefernandez]

unamedwatcher replied to your photo “I needed a villain for something and Diego was available Previous/...”

Is... the other guy looks a lot like Daniel. The Strex manager...

Haha yeah pretty much, I was really attached to those character designs so I kind of incorporated them into this, Diego’s assistant is basically a Daniel recolor, lol

[incorrectstevebucky]

6 & 20 on the saltpost plz!

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*No, I don’t think so. The closest I can think of is maybe pepperony but I didn’t hate it it was more that I didn’t really care either way. I’d say I really got into pepperony 50% cause of fandom and 50% cause of endgame

20. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

Already answered right here 😊

Send me a salty ask thing lol

[epicstuckyficrecs]

#15 and 16 on the Ao3 ask post. What's your favorite type of AU and what AU do you want to read but haven't found yet?

15.

also

16.

I read fic. Ask me stuff.

[mrgabel]

unamedwatcher replied to your photoset “Bucky, no.” tip me on ko-fi or support me on patreon!”

Looks like somebody's having a gay awakening.

I waited for this comment so long /laughs so hard

[thestuckylibrary]

Are there any fics where Steve absolutely FAILS to recognize that Bucky is flirting with him? And not in a "ha ha, he's just being friendly, he doesn't really want ME" way. But like he 100% does not recognize what's going on as attempted foreplay. Like: "If you were my dame, I'd put you over my knee and spank you." ;) "Bucky, no. Don't hit women." >:[ Like the scene in The First Avenger where he goes, "I don't think all of them were married." when the secretary hits on him after the rescue.

you should check our oblivious steve tag :D

Lemon Meringue Lies by Nejinee (WIP)

Being a server at a high-end restaurant is working out well for Steve. All he has to do now is convince Bucky he's good enough to work as chef in the same restaurant. Steve's determined to prove to his best friend that all Bucky's talent and passion for food is worth something.

He's going to make it happen, even if he has to omit a few solid truths to get it done.

Meanwhile, Bucky has his own issues to deal with. Namely: trying his damndest to dig them out of poverty, make sure Steve's health is on the up and up, and not acknowledging his very longstanding desire for his best friend that is slowly eating him up inside.

A story about food, compassion and stubborn idiots in love.

Buy Me A Coffee by going_slightly_mads (Sanashiya)

Bucky works at Café Plum, where strangers can buy online coffees to just about anyone. When a Greek god named Steve Rogers shows up one day and then disappears before even giving him his phone number, Bucky has only one solution: buy him a coffee online to get him to come back.

Tinfoil Hat (or Bucky Barnes Vs. The Pigeon Uprising) by GoodbyeBlues

Based on the Tumblr prompt 'I went to water my plants on the balcony and you're on yours with a tinfoil hat, what the hell are you doing AU.'

If You Let Me by lillupon

Steve always thought it was silly how easily girls fell for Bucky, even though they must have known he would only break their hearts. Told himself that he would require more than a few sweet words and a cocky grin. But thinking that while watching Bucky charm his way into a girl’s bed for the night is completely different from being on the receiving end of it.

Bucky teaches Steve how to flirt.