#shitmemetalk

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.

Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night

[blackmemecat]

Look. I didn’t mean to break the bookshelf, okay?

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Oi! I don’t know what you told the future companions to make them look at me all sad but stop it! IM TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I've seen various artists' renderings and I gotta know... What do your swim shorts ACTUALLY look like??

Just kidding. Actually I wear a variety of these because I like them, they’re very well designed, and also everyone who sees me in one just despairs. 

[rightful-meme-to-the-throne]

Sorry for inactivity. Got a new kitten and she had been a handful. And by handful, I mean brainless.

Never met a cat more air headed than missy here. But I love her anyway.

She doesn’t have a name yet.

So, well call her Pants.

Also, she requires all my attention so I apologize but not really for inactivity. Like, she refuses to lay in her cat bed. Will only sleep in my bed or my lap.

[supersecretmeme]

Next time you are considering murder, ask for the paperwork ahead of time.

It’s a big stack and it takes a while to put together.

[saber-meme-tooth]

Meme squad.

Could we get the permits to go swimming in a nuclear reactor tank? A good team building exercise. I'm asking for a friend. That friend is me.

[valkyrie-of-memegard]

If abducting gods and treating them to a dose of their own electric medicine is wrong I don’t want to be right