#uncle slider

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(Icemav Parents AU 66574 - when Ice and Mav have gone on a trip, and the kids have taken it upon themselves to do most of their duties around the house)

Slider(who is babysitting):…Alright, well, it took three full days for you guys to complete what your dads do every single morning, but I guess we can finally get started on your usual chores.

(kids all groan)

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Commiseration Tuesday (//Grateful Thursday)

With AO3 temporarily down, lots of us are sad at not being able to read when we wanted to! With that in mind, I’m taking the opportunity to invite you guys to share a little something from a WIP to keep us going through the downtime! Preferably something we haven’t shared before, but whatever works for you!

Tagged by the lovely @hangmanbradshaw.

(Love you Sweet Steph, thanks for tagging me!❤️).

We got AO3 back now (FOREHEAD KISSES AND APPLAUSE FOR AO3 VOLUNTEERS FOR DEALING WITH THE SITUATION!!!!!)

So, I'll share a bit of what I plan to finish next.

Part II of Jake "Mortification Looks Good on Me" Seresin - Next victim = Slider.

Ron Slider Kerner was en route to the beach-side cottage of one Bradley Bradshaw, aka his nephew, or “Roostache”, as he liked to call him affectionately since he’d been given his callsign. See when the “Maverick pulling Bradley’s papers” debacle happened with Ice’s silent support, as he did nothing to reverse what had been done even though Ice would have preferred the two men had a face-to-face conversation instead, the married couple didn’t expect they would only talk to their Baby Goose until years later. Slider could punch them all in the face, because they spent years apart, but it only took them one hour to make amends, Bradley and Maverick being stuck in the infirmary forced to talk, with Ice, ever the guardian angel, at their side. They could have pulled their shit together so much sooner, grumped Slider as he approached Bradley’s house, Damned the combined force of a Mitchell and a Bradshaw’s stubbornness!

The Gosling Heir & The Hangman Vigilante (AKA - Modern-Day Zorro) (Ficlet)

Nick and Carole Bradshaw were the successful owners of the Gosling Empire, the most prolific farming business from California. They led with intelligence and kindness, also never hesitated to pitch in. The Bradshaw man started small with a large goose farm, but it expanded so quickly it pratically became later a mini-State within Cali. They asked their closest friends Pete Mitchell and Tom Kazansky to come work with them. And they all lived together on the Big Bradshaw Ranch. Then Bradley Bradshaw was born. Their son loved the geese so much, the parents always gifted goslings to him, and it became a fixture in their home, and what gave the name to the Bradshaw Empire.

Tagging anyone who would like to share a little bit of their WIP.

Much love! <3

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(IceMav Parents to Daggers AU 65437)

Slider(to Ice and Mav, after hearing about Jake’s cockiness as an aviator, his incredible skill as an aviator, his rivalry with Bradley Bradshaw that does nothing to hide the sexual tension, his bff relationship with his “backseater” Coyote, the fact that he’ll let down his wingman at one point but be there to help when the sh*t hits the fan (especially when it comes to saving the LOHL) also keeping in mind that the kid’s pretty good-looking): …You two say you have no biological kids. But I’m pretty sure, at some point in time, one of you knocked the other one up, and you gave birth to Jake.

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(IceMav Parents to Daggers AU 5890 - Slider gets called to the house by the kids, while Ice and Mav are away on vacation)

Slider(walks in, seeing the front door completely off its hinges and laying off to the side):…Oh my God! What happened to the door?!

Teen Jake (as all the kids cringe): So, it’s noticeable, huh…?

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(IceMav Parents of Young Daggers AU #1929)

Iceman:…If I go to prison, promise you’ll take care of my kids.

Slider: What? You’re not goin’ to prison!

Iceman: If I ever did…

Slider: Well - Mav’s a great dad.

Iceman: If I get put away, he would absolutely fall to pieces.

Slider:…Well, I think he’s stronger than you give him credit for…

Iceman: What is this - do you not wanna take care of my kids?!

Slider: It’s not that -

Iceman: - What’s wrong with my kids? My kids are fuckin’ delightful…!

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(IceMav Family AU - Slider comes over to babysit the kids while iceman and Maverick go out for dinner)

Slider(looks around the room and points at each kid as he sees them):...Alright I see The Grumpy One[Jake], The Funny One [Mickey], The Quiet One [Bob], and The Cute One [Callie]....where's the Diabolical Menace of the group?

Maverick: Natasha's at a sleepover. Slider(leans over to Jake and Mickey, who are on the couch):...Natasha gets invited to sleepovers?

Jake: Yeah, we were surprised, too.

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(IceMav Parents to Young Daggers AU - Ice knocks on Slider’s door and Slider is grumpy) Iceman: Slider, I need a favour. It’s a big job, and I need it in two hours. Slider(chuckles sarcastically): As tempting as that sounds, it is EXTREMELY early right now, and I only just got in a couple hours ago. Iceman:…It’s for my kids. Slider:…What do you need?

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(After a mission they were not supposed to go on, to help Maverick, the Daggers all need to give depositions - but they still need to find Maverick, as do the 86'ers) Rooster:...You know what, I can also get Hangman to come back here to help us look. He's on his way to be questioned by Special Prosecutor Rogers. I mean, we're all scheduled to give our depositions today, but I could just say that it's an emergency. Slider: No, the last thing you want to do is alert them to something being up...As a matter of fact, the longer Lieutenant Seresin can keep Rogers occupied, the better. You think he can stall them? (The Daggers all go silent and stare at each other) Rooster(trying to hold back a smile):...That won't be a problem. Phoenix(sighs): Unleash the beast. Rooster(getting out his phone): Unleashing...