#undeadslayingpaladin

[ask-warlic]

"Don't disrespect the wasabi!"

“ARTIX I CAN FEEL NOTHING FROM MY TONGUE TO MY COLON.”

“And when I do, I will wish I did not. “

[ask-warlic]

*Immediately arrives and hugs Warlic*

"--Artix?" You hug him back, a little confused but grateful.

[spadetail-soulweaver]

undeadslayingpaladin started following you

Tomix stared at the man in gleaming armor before him, years of hard-earned caution and paranoia screaming at him to run far, far away from the paladin.

".....You're not going to smite me are you?  Because as irritating as it can get sometimes, I rather enjoy living."

[ask-warlic]

A letter for the blue mage, "Hey Warlic! I think Condor put a slice of undead bread in your house. If she did, let me know. Battle on, Artix"

He read the note then sighed. Well, how hard could it be to find some undead bread? He could surely handle that himself. Right?

[alice-to-not-alice]

♮

Send me a ♮ for my muse’s reaction to yours coming up from behind and wrapping their arms around mine’s waist.

██ █ ღ █ — ”Artix?!” Startled for a slight moment, the blonde turned to gaze at her husband and smiled a bit. “In an affectionate mood I see” —

[ask-warlic]

"But- don't you remember the Rose? And the fashion disaster pictures the Rose had? I've been sleeping here for a MONTH waiting! You were blacked out and I couldn't get you to wake up!" *pouts*

This gives the archmage pause. He had not expected this, however the paladin seems to have decided to stick it out with him through these trials. He gives the brunette a smile and dips his head.

"Thank you so much, my friend, I am so sorry that I worried you so, and I hope the accommodations were comfortable. I am here now, so what comes next?"

[ask-warlic]

*returns a day late with newsletters, bones, torn Rose uniforms, and starbucks* I got 'em! Sorry I'm late!

I just woke up for the first time in a month... what did I miss?

[ask-warlic]

Artix I need you!