People on TikTok are like “new thing called dopamine driving where you drive to work instead of walking ten miles” and “POV you just got into banger budgeting and now you turn down invitations to go clubbing” and “really into serotonin birthdays where you have a good time on your birthday” and “I invented this new thing called love locking and it’s when you give someone a wedding ring in a showy way” and “watch this video of my under-consumption skincare routine where I only use two pumps of moisturizer and one spritz of toner” like my man these are all just regular things where have you been















