#underfell funny

[a-v-j]

Ngl this is how i used to see the fell bros

[birdsareblooming]

Warning, this will have heavy swearing in it, like HEAVY swearing. (If you’re on tumblr Than you probably don’t care) BUT IF YOU DO, I advise skipping passed this one.

Ok so let’s talk about Underfell for a hot second. I don’t avidly do much with Underfell. Even though I follow a lot of Underfell related blogs, I don’t go out of my way to consume it. If you follow my blog you know that about 85% of the stuff I post is from the OG game.

Same goes for headcannoning. I don’t force myself to headcannon a certain way, but bc I think about og Undertale A LOT more, I headcannon for it A LOT more.

Until a few days ago, when I was supposed to be sleeping I had an idea. And now that idea is punching my head until I release it to the word.

But whatever you don’t care you’re just here for some fun swearing times.

So I was thinking about the way UT Sans and Pap use their puns, with Sans’ being whenever and not very planned out, with Papyrus’ being structured and made days beforehand.

So basically I thought.

What if it was the same for UF, but with swears?

(Don’t get me wrong, there would still be many puns involved)

Basically UFSans’ swears would be the normal every day “Fuck” or “Shit” very regularly, almost as regularly as his puns if not more. (Also sometimes the swear and the pun are one in the same, but only when the moon turns red and the odds are ever in their favor.)

But UFPapyrus.

His swears would probably look something like this:

What the flying dick sause

Holy balls

Flapping vagina!

Shit on a skewer!

Fucking potato shit

Hot ass fuckery

Garbage bitch

INFIRNO OF SPAGHETTI DEPRAVATION

What in boner hell is that fucking thing?

Well, Fuck me in the triradiate cartilage

God damn tree shit

Holy tentiCLE HENTAI

WHAT THE FLIPPING ASS FUCK

Hot Dog sex

Well Just stick a trident up my ass

COWARDLY MURDER THOT

And now, part two:

(UFPapyrus doesn’t have “friends” he has people who’s names he uses in swear words)

(Usually begin with “what in-“)

Undyne’s Balls/Undyne’s dick

Sans’ Pubic hair

Holy motHER OF ASGORE

Gribbys flaming ass

Doggos Liver

Greater dogs vagina

Lesser dogs neck

Doomfanger’s fluffy asshole

Flowey’s fuckery

(And finally, if you do pacifist and befriend him)

Frisk’s dick juice

Hallelujah it’s part three:

(Insults)

I’ll whoop your cheap eating asshole out of the fucking underground.

I believe that Sans is doing his job more than I believe your bitch ass right now.

EAT SPAGHETTI YOU FUCKING THOT

You piece of ice cold bullshit.

I’ll kick your ass so bad the humans will feel it.

Go cry back home to your mommy at the dump because we all know you were born in GARBAGE.

Jesus, Sans has more dignity than you.

Knell down and beg you shit-eating dick fucker.

Your asshole vibes are bigger than fucking Mt. Ebott.

Crawl back into the vagina where you came from.

You fucking foot fungus.

I’ll knock your human-shit loving dick off your body so fast that you won’t feel a thing, you crack whore.

Well that was fun.

Feel free to test out your Underfell Pap voice on this, use this to your advantage.

[wybie-lune]

When you try to draw Underfell Papyrus, and end up just drawing Undertale Papyrus but angry instead. PS. I realise on closer inspection, it looks like his head is poking out of a coffee mug XD