#undergroundspark

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★ What's your favorite guilty pleasure-thing to do?

* N-N-NOTHING SPECIAL.

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[2015-12-11, 10:25:44 PM] Salesman (metal bug): I CANT THINK OF A COOL CAPTION [2015-12-11, 10:26:03 PM] Santaton (EZ-bake): the king and his fuckin twink

Collab with @undergroundspark​! He made a gorgeous sketch and I coloured. Micro couldn’t think of what to put on Mettabug, though, so I just dressed him up in my OC’s clothes.

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There's a small, black cat rubbing up against Mettabug's leg. After it lets out a soft meow, it looks up at him with bright lilac eyes. Surprise!

Mettatons’ sensors alerted him to something rubbing against his leg. He looked down to find- oh, my! A pointy dog.

Well, he couldn’t let a perfectly good dog go unpet! He reached down to pet it, but froze as it made an... odd... sound, not unlike a little girl screaming very quietly. 

Understandable. There were plenty of reasons to scream down here. He pet the screaming dog.

* WHAT ARE YOU DOING OFF-DUTY, DARLING?

Come to think of it, he’d never seen a dog with purple eyes. What WAS this dog?

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😎

Send me a 😎 and I, the mun, will say something to your muse.

i used to have sexual thoughts about robots

then when i saw you, i knew that i needed to have your heart and not your detachable genitals.

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youre kind of making me want to make a bilbo or kili gfdi

[[Please allow me to further seduce you into this idea I need people to start up with and omgosh i would lovE <3<3 BILBO OR KILI OR ANYONE <3]]

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[gigantic hobbit fanatic] SO I HEARD THORIN OAKENSHIELD

“You heard correctly...metal human.”

What manner of creature was this?

[[I am in the midst of iconing movies 2 and 3 for my new rp blog @wxnderingking which is indeed Thorin Oakenshield and I am fuckin terrified cause I ain’t never played him in the public eye before BUT HERE GOES NOTHIN COME SCREAM ABOUT TOLKIEN WITH ME]]

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@~

Send “@” for a SCARED text. 

[TXT > MTT]: we just watched all of the paranorma l activities mocies

[TXT > MTT]: chara has been teasing me nonstop

[TXT > MTT]: and it feels suspiciously lke im being watched

[TXT > MTT]: help

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Reassignment (Closed Starter)

@undergroundspark

*A reassignment, now? Seriously?

Tarma stood by the CORE and fidgeted, looking around apprehensively. She reached for the slip of paper in her pocket and turned it over, reading it once more.

“SENTRY TARMA! Please report to your post at the CORE tomorrow evening after your regular duties! You have been reassigned as a BODYGUARD, as per request of Dr.Alphys, until further notice.* 

*I was told to come here and wait, but...what’s taking so long? Besides, Alphys doesn’t leave the lab often. Why bother with a bodyguard? And why not ask me herself?

Tarma’s train of thought was broken by the sound heels clacking in the distance.