[[[For those of you who don’t feel like clicking the link, here’s all of my current headcanons for all of the skeles♥]]]
Before we even remotely get started with this story, let's meet the cast first!💠 [(Both twins are named Papyrus; one is spelled with an "i", the other is spelled with a " y", this rule applies to all the Papyruses...) Swap Universes as you know are the exception to this rule...]
In UT! We have... -Sans/Classic: He's the eldest brother to his two younger siblings, even though he's considered a lazy sack of bones by his younger sibs, he's actually quite diligent with his work. Plus if he doesn't exert a lot of energy at home he won't want to try and fu-, I mean att-, I mean "glomp" his little sibs... Yeah, glomp... ⛔♥⛔💦
-Papyrus/Bunny/Bunnie: The oldest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and the more confident/outspoken of the two, despite their name sake. [Distinguishing items: Loves the Bedtime Story "Fluffy Bunny" and wears a pair of Magically-powered Animatronic Rabbit ears with a matching tail that can be worn around the waist; Designed by Alphys]
-Papirus/Kitty/Kitten: The youngest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and is the shyer/more reserved one of the two, despite their name sake. [Distinguishing items: Loves the Bedtime Story "Fuzzy Kitten" and wears a pair of Magically-powered Animatronic Cat ears with a matching tail that can be worn around the waist; Designed by Alphys]
In US!, we have... -Papyrus/Rus/Russell/Honey: The youngest sibling to their two older fraternal twin brothers (both named Sans) Because of this he gets pampered a lot and absolutely doted on by them♥
-Sans/Bara!Berry: The larger one of the twins, even though his size is intimidating he's actually a big old softy and would barely harm a fly. But don't let the smooth takes fool you he will snap someone in half if they hurt Papyrus.
-Sans/Buff!Berry: Even though he's only slightly shorter than Papyrus, don't let his size fool you, he can and will fold any and every monster like a futon if they ever harm Papyrus. Other than that he's a pretty cool dude to hang around.
In UF!, we have... -Sans/Red: He's the eldest brother to his two younger siblings, even though he's considered a useless waste of space by his younger sibs, he's actually quite diligent with his work as the their and the King's personal assassin. Plus if he doesn't exert a lot of energy at home he won't want to try and fuck their brains in, no matter how much he really want too...
[Both Paps are Head of the Royal Guard]
-Papyrus/Saber/Edge: The oldest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and the more aggressive/violent of the two, their choice of weapons give them their name sake. [Distinguishing item: A pair of solid black carbon infused steel ox tailed sabers; Designed by Alphys, forged by Gerson]
-Papirus/Cutlass/Edgy: The youngest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and the more tactical of the two, their choice of weapons give them their name sake. [Distinguishing item: A pair of blood red solid steel European cutlasses; Designed by Alphys, forged by Gerson]
In FS-RG!, we have... -Papyrus/Slim/Coffee: The youngest sibling to their two older twin brothers (both named Sans) Because of this he gets pampered a lot and absolutely doted on by them, but only at home💠 Once they're out in public though, they have to keep up their appearance or risk showing weakness. He works as both as a royal sentry and as their personal assassin (indirectly), but that still doesn't stop all of his urges from popping up... O~h how his lords tantalize his thoughts and dreams♥
[Both Sans are Head of the Royal Guard] *These Sanses behave differently at home than they do in public, so for them I'll give 2 different descriptions for each aspect of their lives* {In Public} Both Twins: They're unidentifiable from the other, they do this so other monsters have a harder time singling them out, even when they're apart they can still act like they're basically each other's reflection. Which makes other monsters absolutely terrified of them. Monsters for years, damn near decades have been trying to distinguish one from the other, but fail every time...
{At home} -Sans/Wine: The oldest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and the more manipulative/people smart of the two, their choice of recreational beverage give them their name sake; names were given by Papyrus (the only one who can tell them apart, even if no one in all of the underground believes him) [Distinguishing item: Their unyielding love of the taste of dark red and well aged wines]
-Sans/Black: The youngst of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and the more tactical/street smart of the two, their choice of recreational beverage give them their name sake; names were given by Papyrus (the only one who can tell them apart, even if no one in all of the underground believes him) [Distinguishing item: Their unyielding love of the taste of freshly grown, picked and brewed black teas; owns a secret black tea leaf garden.]
In HT!, we have... -Sans/Blood: He's the eldest brother to his two younger siblings, but unlike his other counterparts he's the only Sans not considered lazy by his Paps, he's actually quite diligent with his work. Regardless if he has to feed the Underground, feed/protect his Paps or bury a b- I mean have friendly discussion with whoever was dumb enough to harass/harm/hurt his Paps' feelings. So because of this he's quite socially inept and has a tendency to carry around his axe to even the most inappropriate places. The only place he doesn't carry it around at is at home, mostly because he doesn't want to accidentally harm his Paps with it so he keeps it in his room... Along with many stiff body pillows he hides in the closet... ⛔🔽⛔✨
-Papyrus/Sugar: The oldest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and is the more motherly one of the two, plus is the only one out of all 3 of them who can cook the best. [Distinguishing items: Wears a pair of large round frames, due to their poor eyesight, is either seen wearing an apron (at home) or skirts/dresses (in public) and always studying a new cookbook they found]
-Papirus/Sweetness: The youngest of the twins (by a couple of minutes) and is the more nurse-like one of the two but the also like fashion, and because of this they know how to sew/suture both clothes and monsters. [Distinguishing items: Wears a pair of large cat eyed shaped frames, is either seen studying a new fashion magazine/medical journal they found, helping Sugar in the kitchen or fixing/tending to Sans' wounds (at home) or is wearing shorts and carry around a medical kit of their own design to try and help as many monsters as they can (in public)]
[[Pictures of their design will be linked to when I get around to drawing them... Which hopefully will be soon♥]]
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