#undertale chats

[krystal-twi]

Nightmare: This is my emotional support monster, Killer.

Killer: woof

Dream: Brother, your emotional support monster, NEEDS AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MONSTER.

Cross, raises his hand: that would be me. And Nightmare is mine

[artandanimecrap]

King Asgore: [signs legal document with a glitter gel pen]

Queen Toriel: Please take this seriously.

[krystal-twi]

Killer, singing: WE DIDNT START THE FIRE!

Dust: But we love to watch the world burn!

Cross: ...

Cross: I don't think those are the lyrics...

[krystal-twi]

Ink: Hello, I'm Ink!

Error, sighs: look, let me be frank-

Ink: Nice to meet you, Frank!

Error, confused: wha- My name's is Error.

Ink: I thought it was Frank?

Error, blinks then sighs: you know what? Fuck it, my name is frank.

-Five years later-

Blue: you know his name is Error, right?

Ink: I know.

Ink: I just like fucking with him.

[artandanimecrap]

Sans: congratulations father can you die happy now?

Gaster: NOT YET.

Sans: darn

Papyrus: CAN'T YOU TWO JUST... NOT? FOR ONE DAY? PLEASE?

[krystal-twi]

Dream: How did your house flood that bad!?

Nightmare, sighing: I finally let Killer do the laundry.

[krystal-twi]

Blue, holds up two identical blankets: Which one is mine...?

Red: Eh, it doesn't matter.

also Red: (what the fuck did i just do? what if he has a special bond with that blanket? what if he HAS to have the exact same one for some reason? Would it be rude to just take the second one? What if he cares? what if Stretch wanted that one?)

Red: (internal screeching)