https://at.tumblr.com/havockingboo/he-really-likes-the-plush-veeerryy-much-hehe/3xw4354x67oc
Imagine sans walking in
“Hey bro what are you up to? I wanted to try out a new p…pun”
* does a 180 and walks right back out the door. *
sans:
papyrus: GET OUT.
sans: do you want fries with that steak bro.
Papyrus: GET OUT !
sans: and maybe some soda too since you look kind of parch.
Papyrus: GET OUT!!!! GET THE #%&$@ OUT ‼️‼️
loud crashing and bone tossing sfx
Papyrus: AND LEARN HOW TO KNOCK ‼️‼️‼️
Ya know what, I’m taking this chance to ramble abt something. You don’t think these two would be doing the dumbest brotherly shenanigans? Like you don’t think sans wouldn’t tease papyrus? Hehe just a little !!!
“SANS. QUIT IT.”
“huh. quit what. my job? Papyrus, i don’t know if ya know this, but who else is gonna pay for the mortgage? come on bro, i know i can be a bum sometimes ,but i don’t think quitting my job, or well all 6 of em will solve any problems. wait why do you want me to quit again?”
“YOU-!!! NO !!! NOT YOUR JOB !! IM TALKING ABOUT- URGH !!! NOW I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS ANNOYED ABOUT !! THANKS A LOT, SANS.”
“ay it’s what i do. I’ll be here all week if ya need a guy to forget about…hmm what were we talking about.”
“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!!!”
“don’t you mean ‘bonehead’. “
