Undertone, Chapter Eight
Hey, everybody! I think I finally got rid of that illness, and just in time for cooler weather, too!
Let’s see what the gang is up to, shall we?
Warnings: We’ve got some more light swearing in this chapter.
Obvious disclaimer: I don’t own Undertale or any of the characters in it, just my own characters. This story is for fun. ^_^
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Undertone, Chapter Eight
Contrary to what his laid-back attitude would have you believe, Sans was many things. He was a complex Monster with flaws and more emotional strata than any geologist would care to count (and all of the psychologically-damaged baggage that came with it). He could be rather philosophical when the occasion called for it; a really sensitive, deep-thinking sort of guy.
But the only thing Sans was feeling, at the moment, was cold.
To clarify, the cold didn't hurt him. It never had. Skeletons didn't experience pain from extreme temperatures like other people did. That's why he and Papyrus had always dressed the way they had, even back in Snowdin.
But just because it didn't hurt him did not mean that he couldn't feel it. Sans could feel temperatures. In fact, he was so sensitive to them that, at any given moment, he could tell you the temperature outside. Or how hot a bowl of soup is. Or whether or not the thermometer in a freezer was working.
See, out of sheer boredom once, he had trained himself to accurately tell the temperatures of anything he touched. It made for a great bar trick. He'd won a lot of bets at first. Then Grillby caught on to what he was doing and started boiling his free drinks. He stopped hustling after that.
So, not only did Sans know for a fact that he was cold, he also knew exactly how cold.
"Gerson, this water is cold."
"Eh? Of course! That's an important part of the process. You can't jus' skip it."
"It's barely 50 degrees!" He frowned behind his closed sockets. "How is that even possible? It's summer!"
"Wa ha ha! Thanks to the fact that my house is so far from town, I'm not connected to the city water supply! My well is deep and cold. Reminds me of Waterfall."
If Sans could glare at him, he would. But he didn't really like opening his eyes in the water. Getting stuff in his sockets felt...weird.
***
After a few days of running with Papyrus, Sans knew that running wasn't going to solve his problem. Sure, it was a great distraction, and spending more time with his brother was really nice, actually.
But when the run was over and they laid in the ground, panting like the royal guard after chasing an intruder, Rin would spin his thoughts into a whirlpool he couldn't get out of.
Her hair, the sound of her voice, her smile...
"SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
"NOTHING!" Sans sat up with a start.
"WHAT?" Papyrus sat up too and looked at him strangely.
"I mean," he rubbed his bones hans across his face. "About what?"
"THE RUN, OF COURSE! DID IT HELP?"
Sans gave his brother a tired smile. "Yeah. It did. I'm glad I let you drag me out here."
"EXCELLENT! THEN WE WILL RUN EVERY DAY TOGETHER UNTIL YOUR PROBLEM IS GONE!"
"Uh, Paps," Sans started delicately. "I don't think running alone is going to do it."
"OF COURSE NOT, BROTHER! THAT IS WHY WE RUN TOGETHER!"
"No, I mean, I think I should do more that just run whenever I'm upset."
"OH? WHAT ELSE WILL YOU DO?"
"I dunno. I wish there was an old, wise monster who could tell me what I need."
Papyrus tapped his phalanges against his jaw thoughtfully. "HMM. AN OLD ONE?"
He stood up suddenly, in the way he always did when he had an idea."I WILL HELP YOU FIND YOUR WISEMONSTER, BROTHER!"
"Oh, no, Paps. You don't have to-"
"YES, I DO, AND I WILL! FEAR NOT! THE GREAT PAPYRUS NEVER FAILS!"
And with that final declaration, Papyrus sped off, apparently in pursuit of the wiseman Sans needed. He shook his head.
Yeah. Good luck with that.
***
Imagine Sans' surprise when Papyrus really did find him a wiseman. Well, at least one old enough to fit the classification.
"Gerson?" Sans blinked up at the mottled olive-green Tortoise.
"Afternoon, Sans!" The Tortoise tipped the edge of his pith helmet to him.
"What are you-" Sans began, then quit when he saw Papyrus bringing up the rear.
"LOOK, BROTHER! I HAVE FOUND YOU A WISEMONSTER!" He put his hands on his hips triumphantly, turning his head up at an angle. If the wind had been blowing his scarf around, he would have looked like a superhero.
"Well, I don't know about that..." Gerson scratched the back of his head bashfully. "But when he wouldn't tell me what your problem was, I figured it had been a while since I'd seen my favorite bone boys, so I came along to see how I could help."
Sans stood up and shook Gerson's hand. For an old guy, he still had one hell of a grip.
"The reason he didn't tell you what my problem was is because he doesn't know what it is." Sans explained.
Papyrus dropped his epic pose to cross his arms and look at Sans in a very annoyed fashion.
"YES. SANS REFUSES TO TRUST ME, HIS OWN BONE AND MARROW, WITH WHATEVER IS BOTHERING HIM." He looked down at the Tortoise, who smiled up at him. "BUT I SUPPOSE IF YOU CAN FIX HIS PROBLEM, THEN IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT IT IS."
He walked over to Sans and drew him into a strong hug. "MY BROTHER DESERVES TO BE HAPPY. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS."
"I really appreciate the sentiment, bro," Sans fought to say. "But you're about to break me in half."
After Papyrus let him go, promising to make him extra special spaghetti as an apology, Sans stuck a thumb in the direction of the driveway.
"Wanna take a walk?"
"If that's what you'd like."
They walked in silence for a few minutes before Sans felt uncomfortable enough to say something."You know, Gerson, you don't have to stick around and do anything if you don't want to. Papyrus overheard me muttering to myself and got it into his head that I needed some wise guru to give me answers."
"Well, it doesn't hurt to get a second opinon, does it?" Gerson asked.
"I suppose not..."
"Then tell me what's botherin' you, son. Maybe I can help."
***
And so, Sans found himself sitting in Gerson's shower, in lieu of a waterfall.
"Gerson, this isn't helping." Sans grumbled beneath the chilly stream of water.
"Nonsense! Undyne used to swear by the waterfall method!
""But she's a fish."
"Don't let her hear you sayin' that."
Sans huffed a sigh and felt water droplets spray outward with the force of his breath. "And what, exactly, is this supposed to do for me again?"
"Eh? It centers the mind, the body, and the Soul. It brings everythin' into focus. The water clenses you."
"Oh, I'm clean, alright..."
He felt a rough pat on his shoulder. "Give it a little more time. Then, if you still need enlightenment, we'll try somethin' else."
***
The bell by the service window pinged twice to tell her that an order was up.
"Alright! I'll be back in just a minute with your sodas and your IPA, Mr. Snail."
Rin shoved her writing pad into the unoccupied back pocket and hurried to the window to pick up the food. She glanced in at Grillby as he slaved over the grill. He must have heard her, because he looked up and held up two fingers.
"Table twelve?" She asked as she stacked the plates onto a serving tray.
He nodded, although she already knew the answer. They knew that table two was Bun's booth.
"Hey, the Snails just arrived. You might want to prepare for a salt-free order."
He flashed her a thumbs up as she lifted the tray of food. She grinned in response and hauled the Burgs out to table twelve.
***
A week had passed without much of an incident. Sure, there was that one time where Rin had dumped an entire pitcher of beer on Punky (who had left in an indignant huff mumbling something about the metaphor of drowning in mainstream ale, only to come back later and apologize for his behavior). But otherwise, Rin felt kind of proud of her ability as a waitress. She was quick on her feet and tried to emulate the way Grillby handled the room on his own: she never let a drink go empty, and always had a smile for the customers.
She heard the tablet in her apron tinkle, alerting her that Grillby probably needed help in the kitchen. She excused herself and headed to the back of the bar.
Grillby had gone out and bought a second tablet. Now one lived up at the bar so he could talk to the customers seated there, and the other Rin carried with her so that he could talk to her no matter where she was on the floor.
She glanced down at the screen as she approached the swinging kitchen doors.
*Hey, can I borrow you for a minute? I need a second set of hands for the Snails' order.
She didn't pause as she pushed one door open. Rin went straight to the sink and washed her hands.
"Want me to watch the grill?"
Grillby nodded, putting a few more burger patties on at the same time.
The tough part about the Snails is that they had to clean the grill before their order could be cooked on it. Grillby had told her that prepping salt-free food wasn't really an issue; it was just inconvenient to clean the grill in the middle of the dinner rush. But he was a wonderful chef who demanded perfection for his guests, so clean the grill he did.
"You must be doing something right...this is the fourth time they've been here this week!"
Grillby gave her an amused look and passed the spatula to her. Rin slid into his spot as soon as he vacated it, and he headed over to the walk-in fridge for burger supplies.
"I mean it, Grillby. The two little ones don't eat much, but Mr. Mustache can clear a plate of fries by himself! And The green...uh, snail ordered TWO Burgs this time!"
She could hear him crackling with laughter at her inability to name the last snail. The guy wasn't really a snail at all. He looked like a short, bald, green human with a snail shell on his back. Rin was trying to be sensitive, but the longer she looked at the guy, the more she wanted to giggle.
She scolded herself out loud, scolding Grillby in the process. "He is a lovely gentleman who has nothing but nice things to say about this establishment."
He stopped laughing, but she saw when she glanced over her shoulder that he was smiling as he kneaded ground meat with various seasonings.
Rin stuck the spatula under a burger to look at the bottom, then flipped all four on the grill. She most enjoyed the time she spent in the kitchen with him. It was never very long; her main position was put on the barroom floor with the customers. But the radio in the corner was always playing classic rock, and trading places to cook and prep food felt a little like dancing.
Rin was singing along with Guns N' Roses' Sweet Child O' Mine when a blue light flickered across the walls for a moment.
"Hi, Sans!" She sang in time with the music, waving the spatula in greeting. "Whoooaa, sweet skeleton of mi-iiine!"
His deep chuckle seemed just a little delayed...or was it her imagination?
"Hey, kid. How's the grill?"
"Hot. Oh, and I guess the cooking surface here is warm enough." She flipped the burgers again and turned to find Grillby kneading the burger meat faster than he needed to.
Nothing had happened between them again since she moved in, and Rin was trying to drop little hints that maybe something should.
She giggled and nudged Sans in the ribs with an elbow. He smirked then jabbed his thumb behind him. "Your burgers are burning."
Rin swore and rushed to the grill. "I turn my back for a SECOND-"
"Are the Snails back?" Sans asked.
She was sure Grillby was nodding, but Rin answered too. "Yep."
"What is that, three times now?"
"Four. They were here yesterday." Rin wiped some sweat off her forehead with the back of her wrist. "And not one of these burgers is burnt, Sans."
"That's a relief." Sans must have turned his head, because his words were harder to hear over the sizzling meat. "I'll be out at the bar. I want to say hi to the crew."
Rin heard Grillby wash his hands, then her tablet chimed right before he tapped her shoulder, signaling that he was ready to trade places.
"Okay. These look like they're close to being done."
*Go do a round of refills and then come back. I’ll have these four plated and I'll start to clean the grill.
"Okay. I'll be back in a minute to help."
Rin grabbed a fresh bottle of ketchup and slid it across the bar to Sans. He caught it and sent her fingerguns and a wink as thanks. With a pitcher in each hand, she refilled everyone's drinks in what felt like record time and went back to service window. Grillby loaded the plates up where she could reach them, and she took them out to the customers before heading into the kitchen again.
Grillby was scraping the flat grill with what seemed to be glorified metallic putty knives. He had scraped most of it into the trash. He leaned forward to get all of the grease out of the far corners, arching his back a little to keep his clothes off the grill.
Rin went to stand next to him. She reached out to put a hand on his lower back while inhaling to ask what she could do to help. But before her hand made contact, Grillby moved, putting it squarely in the middle of his left butt cheek.
Rin gasped. Grillby jumped, his flames flared, and stumbled with his knives, lighting up what grease was left on the grill in a bright flash of heat. Smoke filled the area briefly until the exhaust hood vented most of it outside.The Elemental spun to look at her, seeming somewhere between surprised and upset. Rin had backed herself up against the nearest wall, her hands clenched by her mouth in sheer mortification.
Oh god. Oh no. I touched his butt. I grabbed Grillby's butt and started a fire. I almost burned down his bar.
Sans stuck his head in the door, looking concerned. "What in the world was THAT?"
Neither one of them moved. Grillby kept his stormy eyes locked with hers, and Rin felt cemented to the spot.
Heaving a sigh, Sans stepped in front of Grillby and waved a hand in front of his face.
"Hey! Grillbz!" He snapped his fingers a couple of times until Grillby looked down at him. "What did you do, try to take a shortcut cleaning the grill and just set the whole thing ablaze?"
For a moment, Grillby just stared down at him with the same expression he'd given to Rin. Then she piped up from across the room.
"No. It's my fault."
Both men turned to look at her. Her hands were still clenched, but she had forced them down by her sides.
"I went to pat him on the back to tell him I was ready to help, and he moved. I-" she swallowed hard. "I didn't mean to touch his butt."
Sans looked like he was fighting to keep a neutral expression. He turned his head to look at Grillby, then Rin, then back again. He patted Grillby on the chest.
"Hang on a minute, pal."
He walked over to stand in front of Rin.
"Okay. Look, the fire is out and there's no damage done. No harm, no foul. But I think there's a valuable lesson to be learned here: don't surprise an Elemental. Unless you're standing outside." Sans wiggled his boney eyebrows at her, prompting a tiny smile to lift her lips.
"And you!" he turned and marched back over to Grillby. "You need to work on your reactions! You can't go setting the building on fire every time a girl grabs your ass."
Grillby's expression changed to one of annoyance and he put his hands on his hips. Rin sputtered and started to laugh, doubled over by the wall. Sans joined with his low chuckling, but she didn't hear Grillby laugh. When she finally looked up, he was massaging one of his temples with a wry grin on his face.
Red and Fish were peeking in through the service window, looking puzzled. "You guys okay?"
Sans waved a hand in the air dismissively. "Yeah, yeah. They're fine. Rin just figured out that Grillby's hot stuff."
He walked out of the kitchen as Red and Fish laughed, leaving Rin and Grillby alone.
***
So help me, Sans...
Grillby watched the skeleton walk out of the kitchen, exasperated. When he looked over at Rin, she jumped into action.
"I'll get the patties!"
Yes, she startled him. But Sans was right: he needed to get a better handle on how he reacted to surprises. He wasn't used to sharing the kitchen with someone else.
Rin brought the hamburgers over and he motioned for her to put them on the clean grill. As she turned to wash the tray, Grillby reached over and tapped her on the butt.
"Grillby!" She squealed. A peal of giggles followed. "I guess that makes us even, huh?"
He winked at her, then went back to tending the burgers.
***
Later that night, Rin couldn't get the kitchen incident out of her head. Grillby only made contact with her butt for a second, but the touch felt like it had been seared into her brain. Not because it upset her. Far from it.
She fanned herself with one hand. She really wanted to be close to him, to kiss him, but she couldn't do that safely without him using magic to protect them both. How could she take the lead if he always held the key to that gate?
Rin's thoughts were interrupted by an eyelash in her eye.
Ugh...stupid eyelash!
She pulled it out and blinked experimentally. Then an idea struck her like lightning.Rin grabbed the bottle of saline and squirted some in her eye, then knocked on Grillby's door.
"Hey, Grillby? Could you help me for a second?"
He opened the door and her heart nearly stopped. Apparently Grillby only wore boxer-briefs to bed. She could see his muscles highlighted in the same orange that lined his facial features. It was obvious that he worked out.
He rubbed sleep from his eyes and looked down at her expectantly.
"Oh, uh, I had something in my eye. I think I may have gotten it out, but I'm not sure. Would you check for me?"
He nodded and reached out toward her face.
"Wait! I've been leaking tears. You'd better use some magic before you burn yourself."
He laid a hand on her arm and she felt the familiar buzz of his magic wash through her. It was a little stronger than usual. Maybe because he was sleepy?
Grillby held her head in his hands and looked in her eye. After a minute, he shook his head.
"Nothing, huh? In that case..."
Lifting up into her toes, Rin kissed him.
***
It took Grillby a second to register what was happening. He'd been asleep when she knocked on his door and asked for help. When his brain made the connection, he returned the kiss with zeal. Normally he wouldn't be so intense, but here, in his half-awake stupor, all of his usual inhibitions were gone. He kissed her honestly, like he was hungry for her; like he needed her.
And he did want her. Grillby had been burning for her for weeks, but he always restrained himself. He reigned it back because humans didn't become attached to people as quickly as Monsters did. Grillby was falling for Rin, and he fell fast.
And if her kisses were any proof, she felt the same way! She had met his energy with a need of her own.
He was debating whether to pick her up and carry her to the bed or to the couch when a jarring sound shook him entirely awake: the doorbell.
***
Grillby has a doorbell?!? ARGH, the INTERRUPTIONS! Who could that be at this hour? (I’ll give you one guess. ;P )
Stay tuned for the next chapter!
Chapter Seven
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