this is an excerpt from a WIP that was being written at 2 in the morning
P.S. ----- means an omitted character name
“Francis! Wait, shit, no… that wasn’t her name, was it? Uh… dammit. Gods, I need to stop swearing!” All of these words tumbled out of my mouth as fast as humanly possible as I slammed open the door to the Star Café.
A person with… almost flaming orange eyes greeted me at the door. It looked like they had strange symbols going down their left eye. It was a little creepy. “Please cease your vulgarity in Star Cafe.” They said with a firm tone of voice but a customer service-worthy smile. Something about them seemed… oddly familiar.
“Ah, I’m so sorry.” The sight of their strangely colored eyes sent a chill down my spine. I tried to tell myself they were just wearing contacts, but something about this person’s whole demeanor made me doubt that. “I was just, uh, looking for someone. I can’t exactly remember their name, though.” I awkwardly took a few steps away from them, trying to seem totally nonchalant. I don’t think it was very effective though, since my shiny ass coat swished obnoxiously loudly as I pulled out a chair at a nearby table.
I felt something strange bubbling up inside me. OOh no, not here, not now. Piss. Everywhere. On the floor. On the chair. In ----’s hair. In my hair. Spilling out the fucking door. The piss even got on my favorite bitch ---- who wasn’t even there. Oh god its everywhere call 911