Gather ‘round connoisseurs and degenerates of football culture for my Ted Talk.
1: I was scrolling through TikTok (when I should be doing my hw).
I stumbled across a particular TikTok about height comparison:
Light Bulb activated:
Filled out sections. Kept scrolling back down (with my eyes closed) so I wouldn’t see the final result.
Finished ✅ Now preparing myself (and yall since I decided to make this) before I see the result.
“Oh No,”
“This can’t be.”
My brain rewiring:
Realization hitting me:
This is no longer a “what if,” this is a manifestation pipeline and I’m elbows-deep in delusion. Cause wdym it will literally be like this:
Anyways.. I didn’t choose this fantasy—it chose me. Tall people scare me cause wdym you can see the top of my head 🤨 Gotta look at them like this:
If I disappear, just know I left willingly—carried off like Simba, but sluttier. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk girlies 😘😘
Best,
—A student with better things to do, but chooses not to because, well…have you seen the world lately? (Someone save me from procrastination).
P.S.
Link to Website: www.heightcomparison.com. It’s pretty accurate like the other web tools.