#unhingedselfships

[christophuuuh]

Being your ears to a boring song, you gaze out of a window

Putting on a dress, shall I dance for you?

Kadokura Kenshi for @majimemegoro & @unhingedselfships

[majimemegoro]

Is Kimikura happy ending possible

Possible

Impossible

Idk what Kimikura is

Voting ended onJul 18, 2023

[quillandink333]

Hey I'm being nosy, wanna talk about your Yakuza AU? (while I assume it has nothing to do with the Yakuza/Like A Dragon franchise, that does not stop my brain from entertaining xover ideas XD)

Ah yes ahaha about that… *sweats in degenerate*

Afraid I gotta disappoint you right off the bat and say it sadly has nothing to do with your beloved franchise ^^; I actually don’t know a whole lot about the Yakuza series (but I’d love to learn more! If you ever feel the urge to info dump, my inbox is always open~)

Ok how to summarise this in the least sickeningly horny way possible uhh Well to start with, it’s supposed to take place around the same time period as TGAA (Meiji, circa 1899) maybe a tiny bit earlier. This is one of those AUs I talked about that goes wayyyy off the rails with character accuracy in favour of manipulation and jealousy and yandere dynamics and a whole ton of other nasty shit that Idk if I’m ready to go into detail about on main quite yet… Maybe one day I’ll get more into the nitty gritty of my yakuza fantasies once I finally start putting a caard together haha

Anyway all you need to know for now is, Kazuma is the head of the Asougi syndicate (and he’s a fcking snake like jesus christ babe why are you like this??), my s/i is…his “pet” we’ll call it hbdkfjf and Ryuunosuke is Kazuma’s right hand (whose faith in Ryuu is dangerously one-sided to put it lightly)

[christophuuuh]

kadokura kenshi • @unhingedselfships commission of @majimemegoro 's oc

commissions are not to be used in any fashion by anyone except buyer and/or character owner

[christophuuuh]

commission for @unhingedselfships and her partner <3

commissions are not to be used in any fashion by anyone but the commissioner, thank you.

[christophuuuh]

Maybe I wantonly want wontons. Don't judge me. 🤣

kimi this has been sitting here for a week now and i still have no clever response, you've done it. you've gotten me to shut my yap...for now lol <333

[christophuuuh]

@unhingedselfships self-insert, Miss Kimi (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

[majimemegoro]

The Story So Far

(catching up the uninitiated to @unhingedselfships‘ kadokuraverse)

As the wife of the Tojo Clan’s sixth Chairman, Kimi finds herself at parties where she encounters the Hokkaido arms dealer Kadokura Kenshi. Initially drawn to him as one of the few fluent English speakers at these events, Kimi and Kadokura eventually become good friends, in no small part due to the fact that they are perhaps equally, though in different ways, odd. And also due to Kimi’s fascinating willingness to overlook Kadokura’s... hobbies.

Much to Kadokura’s bemusement, he finds himself drawn into the Dojima family (lowercase-f) as a close friend and a godfather/uncle figure to Kimi and Daigo’s children.

The fact that Kadokura suddenly has people who actually care about him annoys Kadokura’s (only) other “friend,” Andre Richardson. Richardson, a very pleasant person, likes spending time with Kadokura mostly as a power trip; he can be rather unpleasant to Kadokura. Dismissive, pushy, insulting. Although Kadokura is a powerful and influential man, Kadokura doesn’t really react. Not that he’d admit it, and not that he even knows, but Kadokura is desperately lonely, and, hence, is willing to put up with a lot from Richardson.

But with Kimi in the mix, Kadokura suddenly has a much healthier (healthier for him, not for Kimi) source of social interaction. And to make matters worse, Kimi dares to be critical of how Richardson treats Kadokura. Richardson, like a child who never much cared about a toy but wants it now that someone else is interested in playing, takes all this as a challenge.

To ‘win Kadokura back,’ Richardson invites Kadokura to spend time at his ranch in North Dakota. During a stay of a few weeks Richardson, not a man of subtlety, encourages all of Kadoura’s worst habits. And Kadokura, not a man of subtlety, indulges them. It’s sort of like a kid who’s allowed to eat candy for dinner, but with more substances and murder.

Meanwhile Kimi may not be an arms dealer, or an internationally wanted terrorist, or five feet tall. But she doesn’t share well. And she isn’t going to sit around in Tokyo while Kadokura lives it up—or down—in the United States.

She has to at least make sure he’s taking care of himself. So she heads to North Dakota to make a surprise visit.

It turns out that Kadokura gets a bit weird when he’s having that much fun.

It turns out that Kimi likes weird.

Plus, she can’t just let her Kenshi-Tenshi neglect himself by not eating healthy meals and getting enough sleep!