『hartes ciel, melenas walasye』

After alas, poor yorick, i knew his bitch ass

[christophuuuh]

they completed men when they made dulé hill. anyone after may 3, 1975 is just some bullshit.

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[drops-of-universe]

“you’re acting crazy” first of all im not acting

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"Tuesday Morning Suprise - Balloons!' (2002), POA Library

[yuppiesnpuppies]

Can I have everything I want in life by tomorrow

[witchrealms]

(x)

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[prof-grace-aspen]

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.  Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[ceruleansoleil]

X

[excitementshewrote]

[christophuuuh]

i'm am never so motivated to do something than when i'm sick as a dog

[nonlynear]

keep in mind a hot woman is posting all of this nonsense

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

bears on the go

[stupidestasshole]

someone left their baby in the middele of the road soooo obviously i squarshed it its a free baby squarshing its awesome

[malefeministirl]

This is why we don't have a Female President in the US yet.

[malefeministirl]

I'm obviously pro-abortion as I am a feminist, but killing actual real life children isn't funny. This isn't comedy. Can you imagine young boys seeing these kinds of jokes and thinking it's okay? That we, as a misogynistic society, are okay with killing babies on the street? What if that baby grew up to be the next Hillary Cliton or Kamala Harris? What if feminism won this time? It'll remain a What if for as long as they teach the youth it's okay to kill babies.

[stupidestasshole]

you have to stomp every baby you see in case it one day grows up to become the president

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[mistah-oso]

HE.  There exists a singular subject in that sentence and squidward is not NB.  We are shit-posters but we should try to have standards, damnit!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

first of all youre a shit poster im a good poster second squidward isnt the only one underwater on spongebob dumbass

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

not to mention squidward is nonbinary