#uni...

[citidreams-blog1]

@snowslept

is it too late for a refund

[polarurchin]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

Anon asked: How fertile do ya think your little swimmers are ;) ;) ;)

“... I’m gonna have to run some lab tests on my semen to know that information. Otherwise I’d like to think it’s normal.”

He is probably way too serious answering this question.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

we're now closer to 2017 than 2015 and that scares me

[becca--bec]

if you’re freaking out because you need to find £3000 by next year clap your hands... *clap* *clap*

[zoedoesntsharefood-blog-blog]

I don't know.

One minute I'm like "whoa I'm at uni this is so cool!" and the next minute everyone in my flat has gone out clubbing and I just want to be at home having cuddles with my cat. My internet connection is appalling (I'll be lucky if I can even post this), our sink is blocked and I've forgotten how to do work of any kind. How do you essay? 

If someone asks, I'll probably say I'm having an amazing time at Uni so far. Because I AM. But it can all just be quite overwhelming. My flatmates are all such lovely people and I've got to know them really well but then I'm sat in a lecture hall with 200 other people and I can't talk to any of them - I'm that loner sat in the middle of the row on her own because groups of people either side of me have both sat a space away... (seriously though, how do people get to know each other so quickly outside of the people they're living with? is everyone just really good at pretending to be temporary friends?!) 

But then I think how lucky I am to even be at a good university in the first place, particularly as I didn't even technically make the grades. And I shouldn't be complaining about things just because they're different to before, seeing as 'everyone is in the same boat' etc etc. Besides, I would never have ended being the designated glockenspiel player (lol) or dancing with some sharks (?!) if I didn't come here. 

And even as I'm writing this (due to lack of internet) I call my parents just because I wanted someone to talk to so I was nattering away without even realising it was their wedding anniversary. Oops. 

Being away can be just as lonely as being at home. (So, in regards to last years' long-distance-relationship-that-we-don't-talk-about, I've come to realise that maybe he cared even less than I thought...) 

Uni is amazing and the opportunities are incredible but the expectations for it to be the 'best years of your life', or more specifically for freshers to be the 'best week of your life', along with the prospect of meeting 'friends for life' can sometimes be a little overwhelming and all I really want right now is to go and hug my best friends.

(Ever since arriving here the temptation to create my own even less successful blog (which I'll probably abandon after two posts) has only increased. Not even sorry) 

[frankjatt]

Just got home from uni On a Sunday

[aceofwands]

Thinking of studying again :/