Nov 14, 2023
Can Optimus Prime cook and make good food?
Dear Culinary Champ,
Across the multiverse, versions of Optimus Prime boast a consistency that few can match—they are courageous and selfless, intelligent and dedicated, willing to lay down their lives to save others and weighed on heavily by those they fail to save.
One of these less-discussed commonalities between different versions of Optimus Prime is that they cannot get the hang of food preparation, much as they might try; anything more complex than pre-refined energon tends to be unpleasant at best and inedible at worst. Even in those realities where Optimus is one of my siblings, we have to discourage them from operating the cy-barbecue when we get together.