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Fossil dealer: Copulating dragonflies [9 inch, from upper Jurassic period, Solnhofen Lithographic Limestone Formation, Germany] is your precious. They say your fossils are dope.
Silent interviewer: You record people doing minutes of silence. Project of launching a [99% mute] tv channel entirely dedicated to broadcast minutes of silence all over the world.
Rat tickler: To reach our brain, we have to pass by rats: experiments & tickling.
Dice roller council: You definitely trust Random more than anybody else. You roll your dice all day, and clients pay it gold.
Emptiness architect: Shaping destruction to conceive original smart empty spaces. Looking for the great vacuum.
Professional pedestrian: You walk, therefore you are. Small promotion perspectives, mostly topographic, - except for the [emeritus] moon walkers.
Shutter painter: Delicate balance between eye-catching or discrete tones, to fit urban space. Your dreamed transgression: phosphorescent paint.
Eyelash robber & wish dealer: An eyelash for a wish, as everybody knows. [Notably, Yahoo answers, for a meticulous theory.]
Point novelist: You typewrite all your novels, on a same point [in a 2D space]. Minimalist aesthetic of this little black square holding so much words & meaning.
Brakeman: [on the fun fair or at particular’s] ‘Pas trop vite, pas trop loin, pas trop fort’. They speed up, you slow down. Indie fool.