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“Okay, there was kind of a vibe,” Martha sighed. “That would explain why he looked so grossed out when I asked if they were siblings.” “Siblings?” the Master spluttered. “You insolent little-” Everyone’s eyes turned to him. He stopped himself, pinched his lips together and then looked to the ground in fake shame. “I’m sorry. I- I have had rather bad experiences with the Master myself. He uh- he kicked my puppy.” “Checks out,” muttered Ace from her chair, feet dangling. “The Master was always more of a cat person.”
The weekly ex-companion self-help group discusses the Doctor's relationship with the Master. The Doctor realises this was an exceptionally bad day to join them undercover. But then again - watching the Master realise the exact same thing might be worth it.
Thoschei, Fourteenth Doctor (Ncuti)/Dhawan
Comedy/Crack, Rated T
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