#unironicallysexyasks

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

how do you feel about your blog, now that people want to fuck purple guy less and less?

the url was originally ironic/sarcastic so im pretty ok

i just reblog art of a terrible man i dont care if people want his dick

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

I just looked at your cover pic and- my god that's one sexy grape

i need to update that shit honestly i drew it a while ago in like 5 minutes

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

Did that last anon come across passive-aggressive or is it just me being a bit drunk lol

ehhhhn i can see it being read that way but even if it was i really dont care enough to think about that for more than 2 seconds

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

That fucking pfp I can’t

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

Just thought I'd let you know that the theme button in the bottom right of your blog redirects to porn.

wtf why didnt tumblr notify me of this ask

i did not know that, thanks for letting me know. i guess i’ll just have to remove the credit? which sucks but it looks like that person isnt on tumblr anymore so idk what else to do

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

you are blessed

i think im pretty cursed actually but thanks for the sentiment

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

Would you consider doing a doodle of eleanor roosevelt wondering why her guavas are purple?

what the fuck

ok i was gonna leave it at that but i got curious and checked out ur blog n shit and like. im mostly wondering why i got contacted as an “art” blog cause i havent posted a drawing here in months lol

[unironicallysexypurpleguy]

Fnaf day is also Vore Day

Happy Springtrap Day