Torchwood Prompt:
Jack's vanished, and when Gwen fields a call from UNIT informing them that Torchwood 3 is past due for inspection, the Hub becomes a whirlwind of chaos as Gwen, Ianto, Tosh and Owen try to bring the Hub up to UNIT's strict cleanliness standards as well as wrestle all of Jack's organized chaos into a proper order-- they've got a week to get the Hub cleaned, sanitized, and organized, how hard could it be?
(this is either a good time for Tosh to tell the others about her past with UNIT and that's why this inspection needs to pass with flying colors, or she refuses to acknowledge the horrors of her past and instead has everyone worry about her for another reason as she is so frantic to get the Hub ready for the UNIT inspection and having anxiety attacks while scrubbing walls... Either way good way to get some hurt/comfort team bonding fic in, as well as uh. Talking about the horrors and human rights violations perpetuated by political institutions that hold "criminals" in inhumane conditions without trial and regularly violate the Geneva convention)
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Gwen, decked out in industrial rubber gloves and holding a scrubbing brush looked in dismay at the single brick she'd managed to scrub clean of decades of Earth and alien grime.... And then up, and around, at the hundreds if not thousands of bricks that were also in need of cleaning.
"Alien power washer?" Ianto offered. He was currently done up entirely in a medical safety suit, and holding what looked like a double-barrelled flamethrower.
Gwen nodded. "Alien power washer," She agreed, and went to go fetch the team their matching sunglasses.












