Aug 27, 2025
@unit-643 said:
Prepare to be bitten in half, ladies man 217.
“I bring you a warding spell against Unicron, and still you spurn me.” Sam shakes the little air freshener at Barricade. “For shame.”
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@unit-643 said:
Prepare to be bitten in half, ladies man 217.
“I bring you a warding spell against Unicron, and still you spurn me.” Sam shakes the little air freshener at Barricade. “For shame.”
@unit-643 said:
RETCHING NOISES.
Gentle tsking. “Do you truly think so little of romance, Barricade?”
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He becomes an incomprehensible shape.
Up, up and away!
@unit-643 said:
"TIME FOR THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON TO APPEAR WITWICKY BOY."
Sam cracks an eye open. "Oh, th'nk goodness." He starts pulling himself up from the grass. "C'mere. 'M cold, can I please sleep on your hood?"
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Sniff sniff sniff.
Now besides getting freaky with that glossa of yours, what else makes you qualified to be the sleepying paralysis demon?
Do you channel your inner bad cop?
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@unit-643 said:
... "I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN."
Sam looks up in vague discomfort. “Um. I think the Kitchen Gremlins are all deactivated.”