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[lannegarrett]

Writing Advice:

1. Write what's in your heart

2. Wait, hold up

3. THIS is what's in your heart?

4. Dear god

5. Your poor characters.

6. Why is there so much blood and death?

[lannegarrett]

Benefits of being a writer:

✓ Story goes how YOU want, nearly 21% of the time

✓ can buy a new book for 'work'

✓ excuse for all those blank notebooks you have

✓ search history doesn't send up any red flags

Downsides:

X You have to actually write a book

[lannegarrett]

If you see me frowning intensely as I'm writing, I'm probably:

A) having an internal struggle over where commas go

B) in the midst of killing off a character I had planned to kill but fell in love with

C) realizing I spend four hours of research for one measly sentence

D) actually not writing, I'm playing candy crush

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I put effort into this on a drawing game

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.... im scared?

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Jesus crispy cream

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