Lanne Garrett

“The beautiful part of writing is that you don’t have to get it right the first time… unlike, say, a brain surgeon.” — Robert Cormier lannegarrett.com

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Owning a cat is asking "Did you feed the cat?" for decades, because cats are sneaky double dinner scoundrels.

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Me: I should get started on my new garden project.

Cat: The hell you will!

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Writers: if you could give your younger self advice, what would it be?

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My characters on a normal day:

My arm got chopped off.

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The cat distribution system:

"I found this gremlin in an abandoned mineshaft 385 days ago. He has three legs, half a tail, howls at the moon for six hours every night, and will only eat tuna out of a dented can. His name is Catrick Swayze and he's the light of my life."

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💯 facts.

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#writerslife

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Me: Self, you need to market your books

Me, three hours later, 100 videos watched, zero marking done: I think I could help deliver a giraffe.

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3am me: this makes perfect sense.

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Me reading my first draft:

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This is what the inside of my head looks like when I'm editing: