butch langdon...?
a/n: i lowk hate langdon a little bit but i think i hate him so much that i love him? idk
anyway i been thinking that's lowk a butch right there
the biceps, the hair, the goofy smile...? idk that's what butch is to me
ALSO this adds hella layers to kingdon...i can't resist the hetslop sorry mel's crush on him is too cute
but what if we turn the hetslop into butchpeak?
butch mel who doesn't even realise she's butch, she just knows she never likes to wear her hair down and only owns tshirts and doesn't gaf about guys and that's just how she's comfortable...until she meets langdon and is like huh...why am i so drawn to and impressed by him?
langdon just assumes she's open about it (bc it's so obvious) so he takes her out to a dyke bar after work and is like...why tf do u look so stunned? bc mel is in awe
cue langdon being mels butch mentor...
jacked butch x nerdy butch save me 🙏
+ butch whitaker silently in beef with langdon, for valid reasons but also bc he's jealous of his height and gains...?
adding new layers to the whole "quit the little buddy routine" moment
butch langdon butch whitaker workout buddies (who mostly lift in silence bc they don't really like each other that much...but it's fine)
that 3rd pic of dennis is literally butchness personified hello
a/n: i love getting back on tumblr bc i instantly become genderqueerpilled