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in honour of having some followers now...

requests are open/inbox is open for any thoughts, suggestions, or blurbs

i mainly write for the pitt BUT i watch sm tv i would consider writing for any show/movie

(bc chances are ive seen it)

e.g. yellowjackets, the l word, any queer show

just send some thoughts my way!

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drill sergeant! cassie mckay x recruit! reader

a/n: ive been watching boots and the dynamic between cameron and sullivan...yeah i have some thoughts

closeted lesbian reader who can't afford college enlisting in the marines to escape their home town and find their purpose

+ fuck it, how about a whole marines AU where every member of the pitt is involved

robby, jack and frank deal with the male recruits (mateo, dennis and ogilvie) while baran, cassie and dana deal with the female recruits (let's pretend collins is on mat leave)

at boot camp and sharing the barracks with trinity, mel, samira, joy and emma

baran is ice cold and by the books, dana is strict but fair, but cassie...

mean! drill sergeant mckay who picks on you: makes you run extra laps, do extra push ups, destroys your bunk and screams in your face daily

you have no idea why your DI is out to get you, but still, you complete all her tasks to perfection: shooting a perfect bullseye, grinding out push-ups with perfect form (her standing on your back with one foot as you push yourself up...? gulp)

one night, after some particularly hard drills and maybe some troubling news from home, sergeant mckay finds you outside the barracks in tears

it's like a totally different side to her is revealed, she's warm, understanding and almost motherly

she tells you about when she joined up and there were no female DI's to look up to, she reminds you that you can always count on her

from then on she keeps singling you out, but not to berate you - to challenge you, to bring something out in you that only she sees

mckay who comes up behind you when you're rifle training and whispers in your ear to "just breathe", urging you to pull the trigger with her hand over yours...

mckay's special treatment escalates to you becoming the platoon's scribe and essentially her personal assistant

she has you reorganise her filing cabinets 3 times before she lets you off, if you misspell something in your note taking, she has you do push-ups as you spell the word out loud

your mind is all over the place - she's so nice to you, but so horrible, you can't tell if she likes you or hates you

one night, as you're filing in her office, mckay opens up to you about being under investigation for her sexuality back in the 2000s

which turns into you opening up about your reasons for joining up, to try and "be somebody else"

she scoffs at you, lips smirking but eyes intense, serious, "you're not really here to be somebody else"

holding her gaze, you reply "what am i here for then?"

"you came here to prove to everybody that who you are is enough"

"i...don't know if it is. i don't even know who i am"

she takes a step towards you, so close you can smell her, so close that you're terrified she'll make you drop down and give her 20, "i can let you know...if you show me what you got"

getting fucked right there in the office, with the rest of your platoon just a room away

virgin reader and experienced mckay...mckay instructing you on how to touch her, using the same tone of voice she does to command you around the field

reader in total awe that their wettest dream has came true

(bc let's be real...you've 100% had a crush on mckay since you arrived at boot camp...maybe even more so once she started picking on you)

meanwhile cassie maintains her unbreakable nonchalance, calling you "recruit" in a way that's either affectionate, or mocking, or both

mckay riding reader harder than ever during drills and training, she screams in your face and throws you around on an almost daily basis, as if she's trying to remind you not to forget your position

but every night, whether it's round the back of the barracks, or in her office, she'll be your comfort and your confidante

she even opens up to you, about some of the things she's seen in combat, about being a woman in the military, and she confesses that the reason why she was so hard on you was bc she saw so much of herself in you

also bc she found you insanely attractive and didn't know how to deal with it...

she takes you to all the hidden spots only the DIs know about, so she has total privacy to do whatever she wants with you

mckay who, after you perform poorly during a drill, forces you to eat her out under her desk, demanding that you don't stop unless you want to "be even more of a fuck up"

mckay who makes you stay behind after drills while the rest of your squad runs off so she can grope you and whisper dirty things in your ear, leaving you a flustered mess for the rest of the day

she finds little ways to embarrass you infront of your squad so you'll come crying about it to her later

toxic! sergeant mckay who leaves bite marks and scratches on your body she knows you can't hide from your roommates

having to keep this massive secret from your platoon-mates is a huge burden...but being able to bitch about them to your drill sergeant kind of makes it worth it

maybe trinity is a huge bitch to you one night, giving you a hard time for constantly "messing up" and "pissing off mckay", so naturally u complain to cassie about her

the next day, trinity makes a minor error due to overconfidence, and cassie passively aggressively reminds her - i.e. screams in her face:

"it seems you've forgotten you're no better than anyone else here, so let me remind you"

before making her run laps until she's dying on the floor

+ a 3way situation where reader and trinity (or anyone else tbh) are in competition to be the squad leader and are basically rivals for sergeant mckays attention...

+ dana 100% knowing what's going on, warning mckay to be careful, checking in on you to make sure you're feeling okay about the situation

dana also promising NEVER to let baran know because if she caught wind of the situation...you'd both be done for

+ maybe by-the-books drill sergeant/ even company leader baran being infatuated with reader and struggling with the moral issue of her duty vs her desire...

a/n: abolish the military but also it's hot. give me 100 military pitt x reader AUs now

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santos being flexible...

a/n: thinking lots of Thoughts about trinity being a former competitive gymnast...

warnings:

nsfw MDNI

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trinity mentions offhand that she used to be a competitive gymnast when she was a teen

it definitely explains her competitive nature, you force her to show you some cute pictures from high school gymnastics comps, and she digs out her old medals/trophies

"damn trin, you must've been good!" you say, holding a trophy with 'first place' engraved in the base

"don't sound too surprised" trinity replies, playfully snatching the gold statue out of your hands

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in the bedroom, her gymnastics abilities become increasingly obvious

she's being a brat; she's taking your strap, complaining that you're not fucking her hard enough, deep enough

eventually, she just hooks her legs over your shoulders

"push my legs back" she demands, grasping at your forearm

"what?"

"just do it." she huffs, and you comply, pushing back till her legs meet her shoulders

"fuck!" she moans - well, screams - as the new angle allows your strap to reach deeper than ever before, catching every sensitive spot inside of her

later, once you've fucked several deep, screaming orgasms out of her, you turn to trinity, bewildered

"how the hell did you get so flexible?"

she scoffs, "how do you think i got all those medals, genius?"

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experimenting with so many different positions, having no trouble reaching the deepest angles that have you both gasping - trinity gasping in pleasure, while you're totally in awe of your girlfriend's body

she shows you some moves she still has the hang of, and you feel like a female bird as you watch her move so elegantly - bending and twisting with such subtle strength, it has you drooling

and not just her flexibility, but her incredible core strength becomes evident when she gets on top

how fast and hard she can ride your strap into the matress, the way her hips roll into you so fluidly, you feel you could cum just watching her move

+ being able to scissor with ease. reader claiming scissoring is impossible, which trinity takes as a personal challenge. you cum on her pussy multiple times before you give her the win.

despite trinity being a total power bottom, when she does top you, her strap game is INCREDIBLE due to her athleticism

her strokes are so smooth, and watching how confident/cocky she is while she straps you down makes you dizzy

+ competitive trinity play-fighting with reader, which reads to actual wrestling, which of course leads to her overpowering you

her gloating turns to teasing as she pins you to the bed, holding you down as she gropes you all over

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a/n: trinity should go to a trampoline park i think

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jack abbott x neighbour! reader

a/n: i saw a tiktok that has me OBSESSED with the fact jack is a veteran...he's so "i'm on fire" coded

warnings: reader is a college student (lives with their parents), age gap, unprotected sex, oral (m receiving), power dynamics yadda yadda

nsfw MDNI

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neighbour! jack, who lives next door to reader

you don't see him a lot on account of his night-shifts, but when he does have a day off, he can be seen doing yard work or tinkering around in his garage

we're going to pretend the naked yoga at sunrise isn't canon

reader is a college student, maybe does volunteer/charity work for extra credit? and one of her assignments is to reach out to a veteran

you've noticed the bumper sticker on jack's car, the american flag in his backyard...pretty convenient to have a veteran right next door, you think

so you knock on his door, putting on your best customer service-y voice:

"hi there, mr. abbott! i live next door, i was wondering if i could ask you a few question about your service?"

he scoffs at your clipboard and charity lanyard, amused, "sure kid, come on in"

you talk for hours - well, he talks for hours, and you listen, hanging on every word, your clipboard and questionnaire long forgotten

he's so worldly, so witty, so engaging. you're mesmerised

it's getting dark out, jack goes to get himself a beer from the fridge,

"you want one?"

you hesitate a little, "uh, sure, please"

you're seated on the couch as he stands before you, holding the bottle infront of your face

"how old are you anyway, hon?"

you tell him, and he lets out a low whistle

"you're gonna get me in trouble."

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telling your parents you're going next door to "give mr. abbott a hand around the house", as part of your community outreach work

...when really you're going over to his house so he can fuck you on every surface

he tells you all about his life, his past, his work, really opening up to you, before he has you face down in the mattress

he brings out a box of his old military mementos: photos, postcards, his dogtags...

stands over you as he drags the cool metal across your face, thumbing your lips open for you to take the chain into your mouth

+ the tags dangling in your face as he fucks you in missionary...

he likes to give you money and make sure you're buying yourself nice things

"what are you up to this weekend?"

"going shopping with some girlfriends"

"take a couple hundred out my wallet"

your parents keep asking you where all your new clothes and jewellery are coming from, you tell them mr abbott insists on paying you for your "help"

your dad will wave hello to jack when he's out on the front porch, without a clue that the neighbour he respects so much is fucking his daughter raw right under his nose

he fucks you hard with the windows open while your parents are home, forcing you to keep quiet, shoving his hand over your mouth to muffle your moans

one night you're in his backyard, it's dark out, except for the dim porch light

jack is lazily drinking a beer, he beckons you over

"come sit on my lap, sweetheart"

you look around sceptically, your parents are right next door - probably asleep, but one look out the window and you'd be caught

he pats his lap, "c'mon"

you gently sit down, his big hands sliding up your back

he looks at you, eyes full of fondness at how the porch light illuminates your face, "so beautiful"

his hand comes up to caress your face, stroking your cheek, his thumb sliding across your lips

instinctively, your lips part, accepting the intrusion

"get on your knees", jack says gently

"what?"

"get on your knees." he repeats, more stern this time

"jack-", he grips your chin tightly

"who?", his eyes not leaving yours

"sir..."

"get on your knees", he's ordering you now

you do as you're told, sliding off his lap, taking your place between his spread legs. you glance anxiously at your parents' bedroom window.

"look at me, baby"

mouthing at his crotch through his camo-patterned pants, you can't help but imagine the thrill, the rush of being caught like this

as you're choking on his thick cock, you can't help but think you see, out of the corner of your eye, your own back porch light turn on

when jack's big hands tangle in your hair, forcing you to meet his eyes, you find yourself not caring at all

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jack taking you on a road-trip/camping trip somewhere, promising your parents to take good care of you

he shakes hands with your father before setting off, knowing he's going to be sliding his hand beteeen your legs the second the car pulls out of the drive

along the way, you stop at rustic little diners, you go fishing (he fishes, you watch), he teaches you how to light a fire and cheers sarcastically when you manage to set up the tent (which falls down 5 minutes later)

he fucks you slow and deep under the stars (you lowkey say 'i love you' bc the moment is so romantic...oops)

he tells you horror stories about bears and wolves hunting campers, howling and growling as he nuzzles into your neck, nipping it gently

you play-act at being scared, snuggling up close to him, the chilly tent becoming instantly cosy as you're pressed tight to his broad chest

a/n: a camping trip with abbott would heal my soul i think

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butch langdon...?

a/n: i lowk hate langdon a little bit but i think i hate him so much that i love him? idk

anyway i been thinking that's lowk a butch right there

the biceps, the hair, the goofy smile...? idk that's what butch is to me

ALSO this adds hella layers to kingdon...i can't resist the hetslop sorry mel's crush on him is too cute

but what if we turn the hetslop into butchpeak?

butch mel who doesn't even realise she's butch, she just knows she never likes to wear her hair down and only owns tshirts and doesn't gaf about guys and that's just how she's comfortable...until she meets langdon and is like huh...why am i so drawn to and impressed by him?

langdon just assumes she's open about it (bc it's so obvious) so he takes her out to a dyke bar after work and is like...why tf do u look so stunned? bc mel is in awe

cue langdon being mels butch mentor...

jacked butch x nerdy butch save me 🙏

+ butch whitaker silently in beef with langdon, for valid reasons but also bc he's jealous of his height and gains...?

adding new layers to the whole "quit the little buddy routine" moment

butch langdon butch whitaker workout buddies (who mostly lift in silence bc they don't really like each other that much...but it's fine)

that 3rd pic of dennis is literally butchness personified hello

a/n: i love getting back on tumblr bc i instantly become genderqueerpilled

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santos x whitaker's gf! reader

pov: dennis in the cuck chair

a/n: i hate to write a bestie betraying her bestie...but it must be done

warnings: sad dennis, cheating, strap on usage

nsfw MDNI

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since moving in with trinity, dennis has gotten a major confidence boost. he's been working out, grown out his hair, generally feeling a lot more secure in himself. great

so when he sees a beautiful girl at the bar on his night off...he decides to shoot his shot.

you're out drinking with some girl friends, nursing a double, and getting sick of brushing off the same pervy guys with the same overdone pick-up lines when dennis approaches you. he seems a little nervous, doesn't come on too strong, just asks if you like the music they're playing.

"it's okay, maybe a little too mellow-" you start,

"i know right? wouldn't kill them to play something a little more...funky" he quips, smiling hopefully -

you giggle. he's cute. you give him your number.

within a month you're going steady.

so, naturally, you spend a lot of time at his apartment. you know he has a roommate, but you've somehow managed to avoid meeting her. you were a little sceptical about him living with another girl, "so you're telling me you've never slept with her?"

"trust me, it's not like that. besides, trinity isn't really into guys anyway." sure, you think, sounds like a likely story.

it isn't until you do meet trinity that you see what dennis means. it's the middle of the night and you go through to the kitchen to get a glass of water. there infront of you, illumated by the fridge light, is dennis' roommate. hair pulled back, in an oversized band tee and boxers, is the trinity santos you've been (clearly unnecessarily) jealous of.

"oh. hey." she says when she turns around, unphased

"uhh...hi" you're a little startled, you didn't even hear her moving around the apartment,

"you huckleberry's girlfriend?"

"who?"

she just smirks, walking off to her room

"later" she shouts back to you, without looking back.

later. okay, so she's kind of rude. whatever.

when you climb back into bed, dennis nuzzles your neck and pulls you close, until he's buried inside you. you moan into his ear, but the whole time you can't stop thinking about that "later".

you keep hanging around the apartment, she keeps appearing with a smirk and a snarky attitude to drive you crazy. you start bitching about her to dennis; "hey, knock it off, you need to get to know her first. she's my best friend.'', sweet dennis, always jumping to her defence.

you're back in that kitchen when the tension finally snaps. trinity is giving you a hard time, when she questions your relationship with dennis, it's the last straw. you start to yell at her, call her a bitch, call her jealous, call her out for how her eyes are always wandering across your body...when she kisses you.

and then you just fall into her, confused by this lust you don't understand, but can't deny. she takes you right there, your back presses against the countertop as she snakes her hand up your skirt. you moan and sigh, begging her not to stop. "i've got you'', she whispers as she makes you come undone.

the sound of keys in the door shocks you back to reality, dennis comes through to the kitchen and it's...as if nothing happened, reader gets whiplash from how fast trinity went from making them cum, to smirking at dennis and walking out the room, with a casual "later''

"you okay?'', he asks you, concern in his eyes. fuck, you think, the guilt setting in.

"yeah! yeah baby, how was your day?'' fuck.

from that day on, you and trinity can't keep away from each other. you're like addicts, constantly chasing one last high, one last hit.

closeted/repressed reader who's never been with a girl before. trinity teaches you how to touch and eat her out, so turned on by your enthusiasm, by being the one to show you all the amazing things sesbian lex has to offer.

movie nights with the three of you, dennis fallen asleep beside you, when trinity pulls you in to make out, the adrenaline of getting caught in an instant has you both riding a high unlike any other. trinity sucks a mark into your collarbone, sliding her fingers into your mouth to keep you from crying out. you have to avoid taking your shirt off in front of your boyfriend for the rest of the week.

first time strapping reader, trinity starts goading you into telling her she's better at fucking you than dennis. she knows it's wrong, she knows it's crossing a line. not that the two of you hadn't already crossed every line, but insulting huckleberry while screwing his girlfriend is just cruel.

forcing you to make eye contact with her in missionary, demands you look in her eyes and tell her how much better she fucks you than dennis ever has. you don't want to say it, your guilt has been consuming you, until she hits your g-spot perfectly and it feels so fucking good, you just blurt it out, "yes! yes, you fuck me better. you fuck me harder, deeper, fuck, don't stop''...trinity almost cums on the spot

+ bonus pervy dennis, who comes home earlier than expected and over-hears trinity fucking you into the mattress; hearing the familiar sound of your moans, mixing with his best friends', he's shocked and hurt...and weirdly, rock hard. he listens at the door, and as he's frantically jerking himself off, his eyes brim with tears. dennis canonical crywank fan

he doesn't say anything to either of you, acting clueless. he starts sneaking around to listen to you guys often, he considers subtly dropping hints to you both that he doesn't really mind, and maybe you can find a way for everyone to be happy..?

...a threesome between two platonic soulmates and their shared love interest, what could go wrong?

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'old' people things

a/n: obsessed with the idea of the older staff acting 'old'

cassie who is super into millenial witchy stuff - astrology, tarot, skull patterns, purple is defo her favourite colour, loves crystals and dreamcatchers

she LOVES halloween...maybe unironically calls it spooky season because she thinks it sounds cool? it should make you cringe but she's so happy putting up the decorations, it's adorable

she gives you a tarot card reading and takes all of the omens super seriously + is very superstitious BUT defends black cats with her life, citing celtic beliefs that they bring good luck instead of bad luck

just generally a millenial cat lady, but it's fine

she gets super into harry potter (because of harrison) and definitely watches facebook reels about being a "proud gryffindor"...probably drinks from a coffee mug that says "the muggle struggle is real"

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robby is obsessed with civil war reenactments and always watches (falls asleep to) war documentaries

100% the type to tell you he wants peace to read his history non-fiction, only to be found asleep 5 minutes in

+ if you ever go on vacation, he brings a 600 page book, determined to get through it, but he's fast asleep in a deck chair by noon

this is kind of canonical (beers of the burgh hoodie) but he's one of those beer guys - wears an "im just here for the beer" tshirt when you go out to lunch

every birthday, christmas, anniversary, he gets a beer themed tshirt, beer themed socks, a new bottle opener

+ has one of those monthly subscriptions to a company that sends you beers from around the world to test out

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jack is one of those older guys who refuses to slow down, you tell him to take a rest day because he already has a strenuous job and he tells you to "quit treating him like an old man"

always doing yardwork, or remodelling the kitchen, or building a shed, or working on the car, he just can't sit still and gets antsy if he doesn't have a project

acts like he doesn't have a sore back from all the heavy lifting, also likes to pretend he never gets tired

...cut to him in his armchair with his eyes closed, not sleeping, just "resting his eyes"

never wears his glasses, even tho he needs them, you catch him in the kitchen making a sandwich, squinting intensely at a jar

when you offer him his glasses, he says "hell no"

once in a while he gives in and lets you turn him into a cosy, slippers wearing, antique show watching 'old man'

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dana doesn't play about solitaire, candy crush, homescapes, any mobile game

100% spends money on these games, you ask her how tf she leveled up from 1 to 1000 in days, she says she "bought a couple upgrades", read: she spent 20 dollars on it

doesn't have a clue how to work forums, or youtube, so if she's ever stuck on a level she shouts you through to first try defeat the level yourself, then google how tf to pass it

an absolute fiend for a boozy brunch, describes her having a couple mimosas as "going wild", loves nothing more than to drink cocktails and go home to cry to mamma mia, dirty dancing or grease

+ loves going to the theatre to see anything, musicals, comedy shows, michael jackson tribute acts, she's the lady hooting and hollaring the whole show

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toxic! garsantos x reader...

a/n: i didn't get the garcia hype on tt until i watched the show. meow. neway i have a vision

warnings: garcia is toxic af, santos is sad, reader is messy, f/f/f threesome, strap on usage, cunnilingus

nsfw MDNI

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trinity who is almost okay with being garcia's pastime - yes, she's kind of (definitely) catching feelings, and yes, she wishes garcia would stop sending her mixed signals, and yes, she'd like their relationship to progress further than 'casual', no-sleepover sex, preceded by an awkward dinner of instant noodles and cheap wine that sends trinity spiralling back to her college relationships from hell. but yes, she is almost okay with being garcia's pastime. almost.

enter you. another r2 who transfers to ptmc and instantly clicks with the staff - banter with robby, babysitting for cassie, talking ren fair with mel, and most annoyingly, catching garcia's eye.

garcia starts outright flirting with you right infront of trinity's face. she isn't sure what to do - be angry at garcia for trying to make her jealous? or, feel flattered that garcia would even want to make her jealous?

despite your attempts to make friends with trinity, she's a total bitch to you. and who can blame her? you're everything she's not. personable, well-liked, you made a great first impression on everyone, and garcia isn't afraid to show how much she's into you. meanwhile trinity is the hospital pariah and can't even get a text back.

because ever since you joined the team, yolanda has been ghosting trinity, hard. and trinity can't even be upset, she doesn't have the right to be upset. because they were just 'casual'. so trinity decides: fuck casual, fuck garcia, and fuck you.

what she doesn't know is that you're laying in bed with yolanda, asking her all about trinity. you're waiting for her to kick you out, post casual sex, and you keep pressing her more and more for information about santos.

reader who lowk had a crush on santos to begin with, but ended up getting with garcia to get a reaction out of her. garcia who's lowk a player and loves that two r2s are in competition over her.

asking yolanda questions about her sex life with trinity - getting her to tell you stories of their hookups as she fucks you..?

you successfully put the idea of a threesome in garcia's mind, there's only one problem - how to get trinity to agree

garcia lowk manipulating/love-bombing trinity into coming over and hanging out with the two of you, sharing a few drinks and clearing the air, in the name of fostering a 'non-hostile work environment'

a few drinks in, yolanda starts kissing you, you both sneak glances at trinity's face moving from hurt, to angry, to turned on in a matter of seconds

you pull trinity into the mix and it's a mess of emotions, jealousy and pure, unadulterated horniness. you sit back and watch as trinity kisses yolanda, seeing in the kiss all the hurt trinity has been feeling, and you feel a pang of sadness, or guilt? it doesn't really matter because a few seconds later, garcia is ordering trinity to kiss you.

garcia going on a power-trip with the two of you + you and trinity finally letting your romantic-rival tension snap = everyone is all over eachother

+ three-way kissing, challengers style...

garcia purposefully trying to make trinity jealous by primarily kissing you, touching you, going down on you vs you pulling trinity in, touching her gently and kissing her passionately, trying to make her feel appreciated even while yolanda eats you out

you and trinity fighting over who gets to be fucked by garcia's strap first..? garcia putting you both in your place - she makes the two of you ride her and compares your performances

garcia riling you and trinity up until you both snap and just start kissing and grinding on eachother in anger and passion. maybe garcia doesn't let either of you cum until you promise to all 'get along' at work.

post-nut clarity hits HARD - but garcia keeps seeing you both 'casually' and continues to try turn you against eachother...

(moral of the story don't crack your co-workers)

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a/n: first time writing fanfiction since i was 14 sigh