#unnaturallyselected

[musermatt]

So yesterday Brandon (unnaturallyselected.tumblr.com) got me GTA V out of the pure goodness of his heart. I want to jump for joy. Thanks so so so so so much dude. I can't possibly put into words how nice that was of you, and I'm gonna make it up to you one way or another

[clintbartoon]

congrats on the d! also what's your new android phone?

ayyyy thanks man

And it's the new Samsung Galaxy S4, weeeeeee~

[fuckyeahthevaccines]

Hi this is kinda dumb but do you know if they'll restock the bowling shirts? I can't find a small :(

That's not a dumb question at all! That shirt is pretty new, but they've already sold out of certain sizes because everyone loves it. It may take some time, but hopefully they will restock it. If so we'll post something up. x

[problematiquemuser]

I KNOW! Can you please just appear there?! PLEASE.

[musermatt]

Post-coital selfie

[museamoreparamore]

@unnaturallyselected I'M SO EXCITED POSDFPOSKDFPOSDF 3RD TIME GOING TO NYC

@mattjameshoward THANK YOU SO MUCH I'LL PROBABLY PASS OUT SCREAMING MATT'S/DOM'S/CHRIS' NAME.